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megelison.bsky.social
Author, essayist, hot fat monster of appetites. Bi my books and tell me I’m pretty. Rep: Arley Sorg at KT Literary. https://linktr.ee/megelison
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The point of Cinderella isn’t romance, it’s revenge.

submitted 3 hours ago • 4 comments

Get your titers checked. I had no residual immunity at all and needed a booster at 40. You might need to re-up. Talking to you, elder millennials.

submitted 10 hours ago • 2 comments

Just signed.

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I’m sorry but if your students use AI to write papers and you use AI to grade them zero school is happening. You are running together on a hamster wheel

submitted 2 days ago • 162 comments

This month on my Patreon: a new short story about a sexbot and intrusive thoughts. Gimme a dollar and I'll tell you a story. patreon.com/melison

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All the trending recipes are for beans and turnips. Seems like things are looking good!

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[Editorial] It's about time someone stood up for the US's persecuted Christian minority ~ Until now the Christians have had to suffer in silence. Now, thanks to the Trump administration, they can complain in anonymity. wildhunt.org/2025/04/edit... #religion #politics #satire #pagansky #witchsky

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

Almost killed this morning by an Acura driver who overshot the red, sat in the intersection, then GUNNED IT IN REVERSE over the crosswalk to fix it? I guess? He almost hit five people. I furnished him with the fantasy experience of being cussed out by a Brooklyn writer.

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

DO NOT RANK CUOMO. DO RANK: 1. Zohran Mamdani 2. Brad Lander 3. Jessica Ramos 4. Zellnor Myrie 5. Adrienne Adams, maybe? Still figuring this one out.

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Bridal season continues.

submitted 3 days ago • 11 comments

The bipartisan belief that America would be a better place if *other people* worked in a factory. www.ft.com/content/8459...

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I didn't know the @locusmag.bsky.social awards had an actual ballot (thought it was all write-in) and realized today that "The Spindle of Necessity" is on it! it's still the trans story of my heart, so if you feel moved to read/vote, I'd be honored. link: strangehorizons.com/fiction/the-...

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My 2025 bridal season begins!

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

the whole world is on the brink when I drink you drink we drink

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[To the tune of Edelweiss] 🎵Vincent Price 🎵Vincent Price 🎵He was quite tall and creepy 🎵Dark of night, causing fright 🎵You look happy to eat me

submitted 5 days ago • 8 comments

bookshop.org/p/books/ampl... Reunited with Ariel Chu at #Fembooks in Taipei. Excited that Ariel translated my story "Circular Universe" for the upcoming #Amplitudes anthology by @leemandelo.bsky.social & @erewhonbooks.bsky.social. Grateful 🏳️‍⚧️🌈 #Amplitudes #QueerSciFi

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments