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Ever heard a people scream like a goat that screams like a people? You’re about to. She/her 🏳️‍🌈
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100% read this as “Please remove dirty underwear”.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Just because he didn’t say the word “pedophile” doesn’t mean he didn’t absolutely ruin Drake during that halftime show. I enjoyed the whole damn thing because Kendrick Lamar is a force all by himself. The flag. The car. Samuel MF Jackson. Serena. But that takedown? Bravo, Mr. Lamar. Never change.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Do you reckon they take the time to pour a nice chianti? www.theguardian.com/environment/...

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Scientists can be so spiteful.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Haven’t we learned not to dig up the deities by now?

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Think I might do some gardening this afternoon.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Can someone help me figure this out? Does bi-anal mean twice every asshole or once every two assholes?

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Listen, think what you want about #BiancaGate, but the woman has guts showing up nakey to an event she was uninvited to. 🤣🤣🤣

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

If you don’t think I am ~delighted~ that Queen Bey won a Grammy for Best Country Album, you don’t know me well at all. I’m not a huge fan of the album, but I will forever love how many alabaster disasters are scream-crying about it. She remains a queen.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Oh good, the Grammies gave Dave Chapelle another cookie for being a transphobic, homophobic, sexist ass.

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

Donald Trump is weaponising life. He’s taking away the rights of most of the people of the United States of America and encouraging his supporters to police them. A trans person, a trans veteran, killed themself a few days ago. He’s weaponising the people’s right to live.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Hear me out. It’s not an entirely bad concept.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

“…or something”

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Every once in a while, I think to myself, “how would Divine feel about what’s going on in the world at the moment. And then I have a panic attack

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

She had ~impeccable~ taste. Rest In Power, gorgeous.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

So…are we allowed to make a joke about Elon being an Ass Burger yet?

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

If you’re not nibbling while you cook, what are you even doing? Y’all don’t snitch a pinch of grated cheese or a couple of noodles or a slice of tomato? How? HOW? What are you doing while you cook? WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHILE YOU COOK???

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Mine climbed back inside my vagina and became flatmates. They even knocked out a wall to make it open plan, but last I heard, they were unimpressed with the smell.

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submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Living in Aotearoa-New Zealand and watching this all unfold from the outside looks like they got the guy who did Jack Ryan to make a tv series out of The Burbs.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Because we all enjoy having a toothbrush shoved so far up our docking station that it feels like someone is brushing our teeth from behind.

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

No one knows how funny I am here. And it makes so sad Alexa has been playing Despacito on repeat for hours.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

This twaught has aged well.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

The dude next door is BELTING out Sign of The Times like a damned opera singer. It’s funny, but he’s also a decent singer.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

It’s amazing to me that the US inauguration is on Martin Luther King Jr Day. What a disgusting way to honour the memory of a man who was everything the Dumptruck isn’t and could never be.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

I got this message from a “dude”. The last pic is my profile pic. Some think “he’s” a bot. I say he’s a bod…y. Dead. Wrapped in plastic. Btw, I am super proud of myself for this.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

There’s a band practicing up the road, and the singer’s mic is turned up way too high. All the dogs are going bonkers. 🤣🤣🤣

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

You know, they ~will~ give you the time off if you just don’t show up.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t love salad as much as I love having an excuse to eat dressing.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Having an APD is: Not being able to understand what my husband has said to me three times, but hearing the washing machine beep next door.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

OnlyFans, but it’s a wind machine emporium. OnlyFans. Wait…

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

OnlyFans, but it’s an online library of banned books. OnlyBans.

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

My main claim to fame is getting blocked on Twitter by Kirk Cameron for implying one too many times that his secret male lover bears an uncanny resemblance to Alan Thicke.

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment