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Welcome to the Snark Side! Wife/Mom/Stepmom/Cat Mom Empathetic AF LGBTQ+ and DEI Ally Pro-Choice Unabashedly Liberal Geek Chic
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Trump wants to be King, but he’s not even fit to be Court Jester! 🤡

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To sum up the current state of Congress, the elephants are afraid of a mouse. 🙄😡

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Who wants to join me for a Xanax smoothie?🥺😬😩

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Trump’s idea of performing arts is Porn Hub. 🙄

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Fuck this shit. 😡

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Who knew GOP voters were so woke? They DEI-hired an intellectually challenged man to run the country. 😏

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Went to yoga class this morning for the first time in about 10 years. I think I invented a new pose: Roll Over and Play Dead Dog. 😵

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Well, we’ve canceled our WaPo subscription and our Amazon Prime subscription. We tried to cancel our POTUS subscription, but it just automatically renewed without our authorization. 😕

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Federal health agencies told to halt all external communications - NPR

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If it acts like a Nazi and talks like a Nazi and salutes like a Nazi… 🤔

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Today and every single day of my life.

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Maybe he’ll fall down an elevator shaft onto some bullets.

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Trump is the Lyin’ King.

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I’ve not felt motivated to do a damn thing all day. I fear I’m gonna feel this way for the next four years, and I don’t like it. 😕

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My biggest question of the day: What song will Trump and Elon Musk choose for their first dance together at the Inaugural Ball, and will Bezos and Zuckerberg try to cut in? 🙃

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Red dawn. 😩

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Glenn Youngkin is such a Trump kiss-ass! 😡 nbcwashington.app.link/7YnvOvZGgQb

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I spent my lunch hour today watching a YouTube video of how some guy built the world’s smallest Waffle House diorama model.

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R.I.P., David Lynch

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It’s all fun and games until at 3 pm, your boss’ boss asks you to write an executive summary they don’t have time to write, that will be discussed at a 10 am meeting the following morning. 😳

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Driving into work in D.C. this morning and seeing the WH surrounded by thick mesh fencing all around, and more thick mesh fencing lining either side of Constitution Avenue all the way down to the Capitol. I’ve never seen anything like this during any other presidential inauguration I can remember!

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So, let me get this straight: We are about to inaugurate FOR THE SECOND TIME, a 34x convicted criminal who actually DID try to steal the 2020 election AND incited a deadly insurrection at the U.S. Capitol on 1/6/21?? If I didn’t live here I wouldn’t believe it!

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“Unconditional Discharge” sounds like something teenage boys experience in their sleep.

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I learned to macramé a small Chinese dog. I Shih Tzu knot.

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Nothing like discovering fraudulent transactions your credit cards to kick your Friday night into high gear!

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Why don’t they make adult piñata full of antidepressants, THC gummies, and little bottles of booze?

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