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Mover of sound molecules. Writer of words. Lover of cats and animals. Supporter of women, minorities, environment and marginalized people. No DMs unless I know ya. #fuckmusk #fucktrump 🎼🍉🌈🇲🇽💙
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This is what they're doing to our immigrant communities. They are ripping parents away from their family. You hear the child screaming for his mom? He's saying "Mama no me dejes" mom don't leave me "Me lo prometes mama" promise me mom She responds "no te lo prometer eso" i can't promise.

Merlin is here to say fuck the orange piece of shit and that dickhead space Nazi tweaker.

In the midst of the madness I often seek and find solace in moss. #iseemoss #mossisamazing

My new screed on Substack is up...

I love lichen and I cannot lie. #iseelichen

No kings. No tyrants. Revolt, resist and overthrow!

It’s way past time to… Eat. The. Rich. Let’s start with this madafaker…

Woof.

Merlin here. If I may just say this, the hope I have that you all will get your shit together is looking slim. Unlike me. I am robust and imbued with the ability to suss out the, what do you call it… ah yes, the bullshit. Take more naps already. Bury that orange shit. Don’t fuck this up, okay?

I have long believed that not enough has been written about how GOP members have felt physically intimidated by Trump supporters. It doesn’t excuse their cowardice, but it still deserves more attention.

And she’ll leave y’all lots of eggs!

I, Merlin, am not a romantic cat. I am much more into the goth and the medieval, however the kidperson decided I should be bedazzled or whatever and I just want you all to know I suffer great indignity sometimes. That is all. This I why just want to bite someone sometimes. #catsofbluesky #gothkitty

Two words: General Strike

I am Gandalf. And although I am smol, I am mighty and hold sway over many a hooman soul. #catsofbluesky #elgato

Life is crunchy. Cats are soft and cuddly. Well, mostly.

The hatred stoked by Spraytan Fuckmuppet is going to lead to a lot of death and sorrow.

Good night says Gandalf. Give someone you love some scritches.

here's today's post: "Team Donny: bird flu’s no biggie, because chickens can’t fly" — Donny’s Sewer Clowns have no idea what they’re doing. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

I’ll have what he’s having too.

I approve of this message.

“Look, I’m just a cat but you humans are really fucking stupid. Get your shit together. Stop being such dicks to each other and destroying everything else, mk? Thanks…”

But what’s puzzling you is the nature of my game… #catsofbluesky

Gandalf sez g’night.

The smell of decay mingled with tears as the empire collapses is pungent. I like it not.

No foreign adversary has done as much to harm America as President Musk and Donald Trump have done in 3 weeks.

from today's post — please read the whole thing. link is here: bit.ly/4aYH7Xr thanks!

When the more sentient species in magaworld begin to come to their senses as the DogeShitHitsTheFan it’s going to take a bit of effort to deprogram them but it might be worth it instead of letting them go totally feral. #justsayin

As they say, if you don’t laugh at it, it can kill ya…

This little asshole escaped from his pet carrier on Tuesday and endured 72 hours in the great outdoors in a strange neighborhood with barking dogs and busy streets. This morning intuition and purrseverance led me to a spot I’d walked by a half dozen times looking for him and found him in a hedge.

Si señor! I approve.

February can fuck right off.

Wicked burn, this.

Dollar to a donut that WormBrain is anointed as HHS head. Nobody is stopping the abject madness of this pack of rabid hyenas. I thought surely not Tutsi Scabbard, but here we are. It’s a fucked up Alt Universe. I like it not.

This hits home right now in a big way.

Here’s some Swasticar marketing I can get behind.

Send up positive vibes for a reunion with Gandalf who escaped his carrier at the vet’s yesterday and is awol. Yes, we’ve done and are doing All The Things and will continue to do them. We’re a little over a mile away so there’s hope he might find his way home. In Concord, CA 🙏🏻 #thissucks