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Quite the compliment coming from one of my favorite accounts on this platform. Thanks for all you do, Rick! From your fan, Mar🐫

youtu.be/WzZaJDg6E0A?... That time of year! #jonathancoulton #joco #firstofmay

Canada and Mexico brought resumes. We brought reality show B-roll.

Only up to the second chapter in @scalzi.com 's new book and I love the shade the officials are throwing at the president.

#phillies and #cubs fans might have their differences, but I'm sure we can all agree on this. Shut up about the beer snake and the Cardinals and announce the game

Now the #phillies are wakin' up.

MAGA probably won’t even get this.

Well, guess I’m gonna have to be the one who says it: I don’t think RFK Jr. is a real medical doctor.

This is fucking scary

All these annoying AI features being crammed into every bit of tech and I still can’t just tell my phone to recognize and replace any instance of Stephen Miller appearing on the screen with something less hideous like a corpse-anus.

It was the worst of times, it was the even worse than that of times

I don't know who wrote this on the #peanuts wiki, but thank you. You have vindicated 30-some years of anger at this particular scene. #peanutswiki #snoopy #easterbeagle

Scientists can’t explain it, but somehow every individual member of the Trump administration is THE single worst person to ever walk the earth.

@jortsthecat.bsky.social Playing Words With Friends when...

Clive Barker gets it. faroutmagazine.co.uk/hellraiser-c...

Despite sounding like a happy little ray of sunshine on the phone, I still work for a credit union and please don't joke that you're sending a wire to a random person you're marrying. Especially when you're actually buying gold. Because I'm already suspicious of you.

AHHAHAHA Look at this sad spooky loser reading loser comics on the latest Saturday Night Live! What a loser hey wait…

We have a winner!

For them, it’s all there in black and white.

POLLEN: that's him right there ALSO POLLEN: let’s fuck up his car too

Covid is a real jerk but really blew a chance at a slight redemption arc by not finishing off Trump in 2020. We deserved at least one nice thing out of that whole mess. Covid you asshole.

There's this dog that I always pet out in the world when I walk past him. Today however he was asleep and I didn't want to wake him so now my hand won't know peace until it kills someone or until it pets that dog again.

Sen. Cory Booker has the floor.

DELTARUNE Chapters 1-4 will be released on June 5th as a launch title for Nintendo Switch 2! It's also coming to Steam, Switch, PS4, and PS5 the same day! www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDzg...

Stand up, make noise, Cory is holding it down for us. Fascism is here, it's real and it's happening. #ThisisReal #Trump #TrumpIsAFascist #CoryBooker #Booker #Fascism #FuckElon @corybooker.com @marcusaurelius-123.bsky.social

POLLEN: that’s him right there

Another huge Cherry Hill, NJ turnout with @crindivisible.bsky.social! 💙 #teslatakedown

What was that brown thing in the mascot race? #phillies #philadelphiaphillies

The very best thing about having one of those big CD binders back in the day is that you could just give it to someone to look through like “here is my whole personality for you to browse”

The whole world now feels this way toward us, TBH.