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And I am an ally. If you are too, let the world know.

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Years ago, I had a bf who told me "Fuck Valentines Day", want to the Strip Club with a mutual friend, didn't tell me, & I found out a few weeks later. I was not happy & he cried, saying he was miserable the entire time. Plus I had class that night so... I can laugh about it now. #valentinesday

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Sorry but Valentine’s Day isn’t about flowers and chocolate and jewelry. It’s about rolling library ladders and it always has been.

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When is “billionaire on a tiny submarine” season this year again? Really looking forward to the possibilities.

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shame... celebrate all you want but this kind of vandalism is never acceptable

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#superbowl #eagles #flyeaglesfly

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I can't meme. Greasing the poles never works. #eagles #gobirds #flyeaglesfly #spongebob

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I haven't been as invested in sports since my dad died in 2014, and football has never been my favorite sport. But this is cool. #gobirds #flyeaglesfly

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We used to be a real country.

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In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊

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Sorry if it's cringe or virtue signaling or whatever but unqualified and unconditional love and support to every trans person on earth. You will win and I will help you.

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As the forces of hatred are on the march, my promise is this: Our trans neighbors will continue to be safe, protected, and welcome in Minnesota.

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Shout-out to this wonderful Philadelphian for this amazing sign!! #gobirds 🦅💚

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The extent of my football knowledge is from playing Backyard Football and knowing that the Cowboys suck. I mean, obviously, #goBirds, but don't make me say it when I am taking your ATM dispute. #football

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the only people who benefit from this are child predators and i'd like dem officials to say so into a microphone

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The same geniuses who think a handful of trans athletes are “unfair” to women are seemingly fine with firing a female four star Coast Guard admiral without cause. They don’t give a shit about women.

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I bothered Mabel during Sunbathe and Staring Time. #cat #tuxedocat

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Hey, love Elon Musk or hate him, you must admit he deserves to be buried under 7000 tons of raw sewage. Credit where due.

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Just donated to Trans Lifeline to help our friends and family being persecuted by this new regime. IF you have some $ to spare, please consider doing likewise? Even a few bucks helps. But if not, some real LOUD support from the cis community would also be great. ❤️ link: translifeline.org/donate/

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I had a dream once where Jonathan Coulton covered "Dead Bodies" by Rancid. And since he never returned my calls, I guess I'll have to ask Rancid to cover a JoCo song. #rancid #jonathancoulton #please

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Seeing a cyber truck is like Punch Buggy except Volkswagen Beetles are cute and you get to punch your sibling, while Cyber Trucks invite you to mockingly laugh at their bullshit.

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Sometimes I let the void scream back at me just as a little treat

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Trump is an extremely dangerous man--stupid, vindictive, fixated on payback for his enemies. This country will be lucky to survive him.

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T.S. Eliot got it wrong, January is the cruelest month

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A massage isn’t enough I need somebody to run me through one of those penny flattening machines like they used to have at the boardwalk

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The past several days have proven without a shadow of a doubt that Project 2025 is real and underway. And those who warned America about it were right.

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Every time I decline a software update I take back a little of my power

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I did it. Twice.

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Please don’t even talk to me in the morning until I’ve had my coffee, 27 hours of alone time, several months by the seaside to ease my agonies, and many decades to wander the earth until the fabled blade of my ancestors can finally be reforged

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As best you can, ignore him.

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Paul: What is it when you're in overtime and the next person wins? Me: Free case of Tatstykakes? Paul: Oh! Sudden death! (I haven't watched a #Flyers game in years, but it sticks)

And I am an ally. If you are too, let the world know.

Years ago, I had a bf who told me "Fuck Valentines Day", want to the Strip Club with a mutual friend, didn't tell me, & I found out a few weeks later. I was not happy & he cried, saying he was miserable the entire time. Plus I had class that night so... I can laugh about it now. #valentinesday

Sorry but Valentine’s Day isn’t about flowers and chocolate and jewelry. It’s about rolling library ladders and it always has been.

When is “billionaire on a tiny submarine” season this year again? Really looking forward to the possibilities.

shame... celebrate all you want but this kind of vandalism is never acceptable

#superbowl #eagles #flyeaglesfly

I can't meme. Greasing the poles never works. #eagles #gobirds #flyeaglesfly #spongebob

I haven't been as invested in sports since my dad died in 2014, and football has never been my favorite sport. But this is cool. #gobirds #flyeaglesfly

We used to be a real country.

In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊

Sorry if it's cringe or virtue signaling or whatever but unqualified and unconditional love and support to every trans person on earth. You will win and I will help you.

As the forces of hatred are on the march, my promise is this: Our trans neighbors will continue to be safe, protected, and welcome in Minnesota.

Shout-out to this wonderful Philadelphian for this amazing sign!! #gobirds 🦅💚

The extent of my football knowledge is from playing Backyard Football and knowing that the Cowboys suck. I mean, obviously, #goBirds, but don't make me say it when I am taking your ATM dispute. #football

the only people who benefit from this are child predators and i'd like dem officials to say so into a microphone

The same geniuses who think a handful of trans athletes are “unfair” to women are seemingly fine with firing a female four star Coast Guard admiral without cause. They don’t give a shit about women.

I bothered Mabel during Sunbathe and Staring Time. #cat #tuxedocat

Hey, love Elon Musk or hate him, you must admit he deserves to be buried under 7000 tons of raw sewage. Credit where due.

I had a dream once where Jonathan Coulton covered "Dead Bodies" by Rancid. And since he never returned my calls, I guess I'll have to ask Rancid to cover a JoCo song. #rancid #jonathancoulton #please

Seeing a cyber truck is like Punch Buggy except Volkswagen Beetles are cute and you get to punch your sibling, while Cyber Trucks invite you to mockingly laugh at their bullshit.

Sometimes I let the void scream back at me just as a little treat

Trump is an extremely dangerous man--stupid, vindictive, fixated on payback for his enemies. This country will be lucky to survive him.

T.S. Eliot got it wrong, January is the cruelest month

A massage isn’t enough I need somebody to run me through one of those penny flattening machines like they used to have at the boardwalk

The past several days have proven without a shadow of a doubt that Project 2025 is real and underway. And those who warned America about it were right.

Every time I decline a software update I take back a little of my power

I did it. Twice.

Please don’t even talk to me in the morning until I’ve had my coffee, 27 hours of alone time, several months by the seaside to ease my agonies, and many decades to wander the earth until the fabled blade of my ancestors can finally be reforged

As best you can, ignore him.

Paul: What is it when you're in overtime and the next person wins? Me: Free case of Tatstykakes? Paul: Oh! Sudden death! (I haven't watched a #Flyers game in years, but it sticks)

Good day to listen to some Green Day. youtu.be/Ee_uujKuJMI?...

youtu.be/sipMB5VuZJU?...

Now more than ever 🏳️‍⚧️

Lies. #theymightbegiants #tmbg