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melferburque.bsky.social
weirdo in a weird land. dirtbag socialist. asexual. bipolar. he/him
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someone please explain to me how I fall on my ass on a rainy escalator (well my elbow really) but I was fine on every icy escalator in quebec.

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

my level 5 inventor punched someone in the dick so hard, they died

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

if you see this, share a skeleton.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

cats are a non-newtonian fluid

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

are there any reliable and reasonably priced ISPs in seattle that aren’t fucking comcast? I’m currently paying $45/mo for just basic internet and they’re gonna raise it $10 for no fucking reason. I stream movies that’s basically it. I don’t need a lot.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

god I fucking hate comcast/xfinity. they’re raising my bill. why? the discount for having my own equipment expired. I still have my own fucking equipment, they’re just fucking leeches.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

I’ve honestly spent more time watching star wars cartoons than star wars movies. I’ve watched rebels and clone wars dozens of times. the movies are like the worst part of the franchise at this point.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Rinse, repeat.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

this fuckin' kid in the group chat saying the murican industrial complex has brought peace and stability to the world since WWII is gonna give me a fucking brain aneurism.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

had a bit of crud in my throat for three days but it never got worse so now I’m wondering if it’s allergies somehow, or if I’m just a little bit sick?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I should play disco elysium again

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

funny, that's not the war I heard orange man bad say he'd end on day one

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

can't believe disney shelved the madisynn king show they had planned. I know they said it was a dr strange/wong thing but if it wasn't gonna be a buddy comedy with madisynn and wong, that's probably for the best.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

so errybody just doing nazi salutes now? ffs.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment