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new kind of summer just dropped

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My wife: (watching lotr and saruman appears) this guy sucks

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Moving houses and noticed many of our power cords are of the brand name DEFIANT, sure yeah that's what your are

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

If a character in a movie is late, and they don't show you why, it's because they were jacking off

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

bumper sticker idea: That's Actually Not True

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon!

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I'm not a violent person, but if you honk at someone who let me to merge into traffic, I will ram your car off a cliff

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

It's #SocialSharing Friday! ↓ Post your SSN and DOB ↓ ↓ Post your SSN and DOB ↓ ↓ Post your SSN and DOB ↓

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

has anyone figured out what "i'm just saying" means?

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

i'm dragging windows around on my computer

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

(climbing to the top of the great wall of china) FREE BEAUTIFUL CARTOON TOWER DEFENSE GAME

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

(hawking up a big tuah) TUAH!

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

my wife has purchased a table

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Excel sheet: OPEN Rando JSON in Notepad++: OPEN SQL SMS: OPEN File browser: OPEN Snoring at desk mouth wide: OPEN

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

a pride flag peeing on a thin blue line flag but the thin blue line flag has its mouth open and is drinking the pee

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

my idea is hardwood ceilings

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

mr. too much seafood is attempting to connect to the chat

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

is this true?

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

there is a big-ass weather just to the west

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

misophonia is a condition characterized by intense emotional reaction and sensitivity to spilling soup on your phone

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

did something happen today? (actual question)

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment