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My Top 10 favorite SNL cast (in no particular order) Chris Farley Tina Fey Adam Sandler Will Ferrell Molly Shannon Amy Poeler Kristen Wiig Tracy Morgan Bowen Yang Norm MacDonald

If they don’t get Snooki for Traitors Season 4, I will be so disappointed

We’ve got only a few more weeks before this becomes a NY Mets account where I oscillate between bright pride and horrifying defeat

Cher is the hottest woman in the world. She always has been, is and will always be THAT GIRL 💅🏼

The SNL Concert is incredible but I have to ask what we did to deserve the hostile takeover from David Byrne

Wildly out in the open lol Jesus Christ

Double digits for our little Valentine. Layla tuns 10 today! Everyone give her some lovin 💗🥹

Future generations will judge us based on how early we left twitter and if we bragged about leaving a big following on X post coup

So goddamned scary. We are coooooooooked

You heard OUR mayor. Join DSA: socialists.nyc/join?source=...

A glimmer of hope in this abysmal hellhole of a world. Pete Alonso is staying a Met! let’s gooooooo

theonion.com/senator-dark...

Wow. Jamie Raskin discusses a possible impeachment of Donald Trump for illegal executive overreach. “Find me two Republicans and I’ll go to work tomorrow.” Would you support impeachment against Donald Trump?

#TrentonStateHouse #Trenton #50501Protest #protest

Sacramento's #50501Protest

Stop the coup! Austin, TX #3E #USProtests #r/50501 #feb5

That's my city! #Columbus #Ohio #50501protest

Proud to see my fellow North Carolinians at the state capital In Raleigh today! #USprotests #Musk #protests #50501Protest

People are still arriving. Even with rain. Austin, TX #3E #USProtests #r/50501 #feb5

Having been off IG, FB, X (since Twitter), Threads, TikTok for a few weeks was easier than I thought. Got ride of Amazon Prime, too. It can be done, we all just have to do it *together* It’s gonna be all of us vs 2 or 3 scary and dumb people very soon and this is the last shot at our democracy

The Art of the Deal strikes again

Imagine the first human to lay their eyes on this fucking thing

Yall.

“mUsT’ve bEEn tHe laDy pILoT” shouts a generation of millennial men who were too cowardly to enlist following the generational defining terror attack that marked their entire youth

Ok so we are taking shit at gunpoint? It’s not a coup? Seems coup-ish to me

What’s even crazier is that over the weekend, Elon Musk overthrew our treasury and we are now face down into a coup

President Trump signed an executive order today calling for the creation of a sovereign wealth fund, essentially a federally owned investment vehicle that takes stakes in different kinds of financial assets.

Ok, signs of life!!!

Gaga! Mother Monster is back!! 🥹

I’m so so so happy for Doechii omg she deserves the world. I love her artistry sooooo freakin much 🥹

Hope y'all are installing Signal.