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melissashingles.bsky.social

Don't even get me started about my love of baseball...or my fear of mascots. Not your father's attorney. (No, really, I am most likely not your father's attorney.)

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The Red Sea yearns for jets

submitted 4 hours ago • 9 comments

This is just to say I have lost The F/A-18 Super Hornet That was on the USS Harry S. Truman And which You were probably saving For bombing Forgive me It was the second one So sweet And so expensive

submitted 3 hours ago • 10 comments

Peak Canada

submitted 8 days ago • 201 comments

Them: Why are you so terrified of mascots, Melissa? Me:

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I'm so used to bar bathrooms with cutesy signs that I had to stop here and ask myself if I was a Mario or a Wario

submitted 24 days ago • 367 comments

DAMN

submitted 18 days ago • 3 comments

Since so many organizations are dancing around it, I wanted to say it directly. Today, we celebrate Jackie Robinson because he broke a decades long color barrier. Thanks to his perseverance, and talent on the field, the door was opened for POC to play in MLB. 👏

submitted 21 days ago • 2 comments

The cover of SPORTS ILLUSTRATED, 51 years ago today:

submitted 21 days ago • 93 comments

It’s so hard for me to root against Justin Rose, perhaps the most Peripheral Character In A John LeCarré Novel-looking person in all of sports

submitted 23 days ago • 3 comments

Hear, hear

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Apropos of…ALL THIS

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Unbelievably, the iconic Philadelphia anthem and Action News theme song "Move Closer to Your World" has never been officially released commercially. UNTIL TODAY. Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/album/mov... Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/6CrWtZ...

submitted 27 days ago • 13 comments

Ok def not staying at that resort

submitted 30 days ago • 14 comments

Nick Castellanos grand slam #RingTheBell

submitted 30 days ago • 9 comments

This Is Just To Say I have touched the stove that was painfully hot as it turns out and which you were probably trying to stop me touching for my own good Forgive me I was so bored so stupid and so oppositionally defiant

submitted 31 days ago • 3 comments

I have tariffed the penguins that are on Heard Island and which you were probably assuming did not export goods forgive me they were taking advantage of us so cunning and so cold

submitted 33 days ago • 564 comments

There’s always money in the banana stand.

submitted 34 days ago • 12 comments

A foolhardy plan, certain to be more costly than they intend, and ruin their reputation, led by an arrogant man with no real grasp of what he's getting into... Grand Designs is on Channel 4.