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I.... do not understand how electricity works

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cats might be the most effective alarm clocks, bc what other alarm will: - headbutt your face - bite your hair - literally open the curtains to shine light in your face

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TIL: When the Original Star Wars Trilogy finally aired on Chilean TV in 2003, the network spliced custom beer commercials into the films themselves to avoid cutting to commercial breaks. these additional scenes turn Obi-Wan & Luke into raging space alcoholics who are constantly shotgunning booze.

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close enough, welcome back The Oracle of Delphi

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I knew this album cover felt familiar...

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Squirrels when I remove their secret peanut stash from my balcony once again

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me on a Sunday, trying to ignore the work waiting for me on Monday...

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devastatingly on point lol: "Both Poilievre and DeSantis look and sound like overgrown children, and that has made them vulnerable to ridicule... They’re classic Napoleon-complex figures: minor men with big dreams and a self-regard at odds with the limits of their talents." time.com/7280859/cana...

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"It's a big club, and you ain't in it."

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So glad I kept putting off playing Oblivion til now...

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opening up a new pork marketplace of ideas 😃

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Me to Disney Plus: youtu.be/7T1Qf8d48Xw?...

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"hey how's it going"

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Not now, HBO

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I have a massive personal trade deficit with my dentist so I'm going to start charging myself 40% more for all procedures until I learn how to domestically drill my own teeth.

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"The cat iss obscene, a creature of pure decadence, in an existence didicated only to leisure and consumption. There is a purity to it that iss horrifying, a singular hunger for [in the most fucked up way imaginable] lasagna that obliterates everysing it touches."

submitted 84 days ago • 55 comments

Foodvisor app is kinda wild for this lol

submitted 85 days ago • 2 comments

Another instance of the US becoming an absurd parody of itself: "they hate our freedom" morphs into "they hate our beef".

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Still wondering how/why this fake Canadian Mountie video game shown for two seconds in an episode of New Girl came to be.

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when you hang out with your cat too much

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Pierre Poilievre when he has to use more than three syllables

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Is using all-caps one of them?

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Same.

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youtu.be/2v_GkQ1eX98?...

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I switched my default search engine from Google to Ecosia — no more AI slop at the top of every search result page 🎉 www.ecosia.org

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New arrival: Two deep, ethereal albums on cassette from BC-based producer Maki. This one's my favourite. maki24db.bandcamp.com/album/death-...

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

So good.

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can't help but wonder if this airport mural placement is intentionally referencing The Bee Movie (2007)...

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Lennie De Ice, the legendary East London producer who is often cited as producing one the first-ever jungle track, 'We Are I.E.' has died. RIP 🖤 djmag.com/news/lennie-...

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After news broke this week of the death of pioneering DJ, producer and musician J Saul Kane, aged 55, Wrongtom pays tribute to his trailblazing – and often overlooked – work under Depth Charge, The Octagon Man and many other guises Remembering #JSaulKane https://buff.ly/3AO32D4

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'When Mo’ Wax exploded as the 90s progressed, and “trip hop” became a throwaway term for the exact kind of dub-infused beat-abstractions which Kane had pioneered at the turn of the decade...' Remembering #JSaulKane https://buff.ly/3AO32D4

I.... do not understand how electricity works

cats might be the most effective alarm clocks, bc what other alarm will: - headbutt your face - bite your hair - literally open the curtains to shine light in your face

TIL: When the Original Star Wars Trilogy finally aired on Chilean TV in 2003, the network spliced custom beer commercials into the films themselves to avoid cutting to commercial breaks. these additional scenes turn Obi-Wan & Luke into raging space alcoholics who are constantly shotgunning booze.

close enough, welcome back The Oracle of Delphi

I knew this album cover felt familiar...

Squirrels when I remove their secret peanut stash from my balcony once again

me on a Sunday, trying to ignore the work waiting for me on Monday...

"It's a big club, and you ain't in it."

So glad I kept putting off playing Oblivion til now...

opening up a new pork marketplace of ideas 😃

Me to Disney Plus: youtu.be/7T1Qf8d48Xw?...

"hey how's it going"

Not now, HBO

I have a massive personal trade deficit with my dentist so I'm going to start charging myself 40% more for all procedures until I learn how to domestically drill my own teeth.

"The cat iss obscene, a creature of pure decadence, in an existence didicated only to leisure and consumption. There is a purity to it that iss horrifying, a singular hunger for [in the most fucked up way imaginable] lasagna that obliterates everysing it touches."

Foodvisor app is kinda wild for this lol

Another instance of the US becoming an absurd parody of itself: "they hate our freedom" morphs into "they hate our beef".

Still wondering how/why this fake Canadian Mountie video game shown for two seconds in an episode of New Girl came to be.

when you hang out with your cat too much

Pierre Poilievre when he has to use more than three syllables

Is using all-caps one of them?

Same.

youtu.be/2v_GkQ1eX98?...

I switched my default search engine from Google to Ecosia — no more AI slop at the top of every search result page 🎉 www.ecosia.org

New arrival: Two deep, ethereal albums on cassette from BC-based producer Maki. This one's my favourite. maki24db.bandcamp.com/album/death-...

So good.

can't help but wonder if this airport mural placement is intentionally referencing The Bee Movie (2007)...

Lennie De Ice, the legendary East London producer who is often cited as producing one the first-ever jungle track, 'We Are I.E.' has died. RIP 🖤 djmag.com/news/lennie-...

After news broke this week of the death of pioneering DJ, producer and musician J Saul Kane, aged 55, Wrongtom pays tribute to his trailblazing – and often overlooked – work under Depth Charge, The Octagon Man and many other guises Remembering #JSaulKane https://buff.ly/3AO32D4

'When Mo’ Wax exploded as the 90s progressed, and “trip hop” became a throwaway term for the exact kind of dub-infused beat-abstractions which Kane had pioneered at the turn of the decade...' Remembering #JSaulKane https://buff.ly/3AO32D4

Who needs q-tips when you can just get a set of ear vacuums?

When you drive your chevy to the levee but the levee is dry