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By accepting Trump’s anti-Black premise and regurgitating the narrative that equates anything Black as DEI, the NY Times has become part of the propaganda machine

submitted 7 hours ago • 220 comments

The National Science Foundation fired all its experts. The National Science Foundation. Fired. All of its. Experts. And they weren't even told to! The leadership worked toward the Fuhrer and went beyond the cuts demanded of them in anticipation of many, many more firings—up to *half* its staff.

submitted 2 days ago • 51 comments

any random dem mayor who can string 9 actually-angry words together on cspan instantly has a 39% chance of being the next president

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

biden could have just had all these people killed and then die peacefully at home in his bed sometime in the middle the 6 year ensuing trial or whatever. everyone thinks they'll live to 120

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

slowly smiling, it's taking forever, but eventually my mouth parts wide enough you can see the shiny white dimples and cursive logo of a brand new Titleist golfball

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

This is so beyond evil that I don’t even have the words

submitted 4 days ago • 149 comments

in the coming years we must be strong enough to disregard the fact that someone may have their child on their shoulders blocking a clean blank

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

meteor hits but it only destroys America and slows spin so we have an extra 3 hours per day. can I get a “bol”

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

i am slapping my slippers together outside. i am choking on the dust cloud. i am feeling the chill of fall!!

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

more and more convinced that yesterday is going to be a day in the history books. what they are doing to knowledge in this country is unfathomable, and i don't know how you come back from what happened yesterday (link via @stephy.bsky.social) www.reddit.com/r/fednews/co...

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

listen i don't like you kids making fun of that evil bald guy for looking super old. do not wither shame

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

duran duran voice: 🎵 guys named guy (its italian)

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

it would be so embarrassing if someone replied to your post with a gif from a network tv character

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

did you know mushrooms …can be a drug? PLANTS can be a drug. even everyday molecules can get you ZUNG

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

in these times i have found some solace in the 2.5, 3.5, 4.5 clips i never saw before youtu.be/FBZ3zkzz_Z4?...

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

This is quite literally what the WHCA exists to prevent. The general idea behind its creation was that if one outlet got mistreated, the rest could band together to counterpressure . The fact that they won't/haven't is sad.

submitted 10 days ago • 72 comments

youtu.be/sTqTFnzkaJU?...

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

[incredulous worf voice] he has changed his profile name to "harry balls"

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

going to the "John" to become shitless

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

if I was a mayor I would definitely be a corrupt mayor. that way I would get a lot of extra money for cool stuff

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

if you see some thumbnail about "a continent discovered" or "a hidden ocean under the earth" or "something mysterious is growing inside earth" etc and it sounds like horseshit, it absolutely is, never click

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

if this is a bit then they definitely got me

submitted 15 days ago • 3 comments

boby's wagers: $150 that kash patel is not nominated (4%), $50 that rfk is not nominated (3%), $50 that gabbard is not nominated (3%). the great "Democrats accomplish a single thing" gambit

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

the upside to sweating that no one is talking about is that if a cool breeze comes it feels good and cool

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

thinking back but did even one politician, any type, ever try to clown for his face makeup. it seems like the easiest tomahawk jam ever

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

now when I say it “rocks” that bird flu is endemic now and has spread to cattle. am I doing so with ironic detachment or? harder and harder to be sure

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

The D1.1 strain of H5N1 bird flu has been detected in dairy herds in Nevada, meaning for at least a second time the virus has jumped from birds to cows (and a strain that's shown it can be severe in humans). CIDRAP's @mtosterholm.bsky.social joins CNN now to discuss www.cnn.com/2025/02/05/h...

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

in the packed outdoor dining area at the zoo with a box of fries I purchased exclusively to feed to the 200 seagulls walking around

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

signs your liver is overworked: - farting - news makes you mad - drink two beer? - drawer full of plastic bags

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments