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mellowdoubt.bsky.social
Villa fan. One piece short of Legoland.
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I can’t help but say the last bit in Mario’s accent

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I’ve found Keys-y’s yearbook photo, @footballcliches.bsky.social

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Aston Villa are the only team this season in the Champions League to put three goals past this PSG team ✅

submitted 7 days ago • 7 comments

I see the Gray family of Leeds have produced another prodigious talent.

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Just passing through Security at Dublin Airport, bound for Leeds, and a guy had eight (8) blocks of Kerrygold butter seized from his hand luggage. Pretty sure it’s widely available in UK supermarkets..

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

I’m at Leeds Bradford Airport, waiting to board a flight to the Emerald Isle. It is horrendous.

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I’m not convinced that these two aren’t the same person

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#avfc

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Genius.

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#avfc

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It’s great to see Fred Church playing up front for Liverpool this evening #bbcfootball

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With Dean Henderson electing to wear a baseball cap for the second-half, hopefully we’ll see the reintroduction of keepers in trackie bottoms soon too

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

Baby McCoist looks like retired Rooney.

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I thought Pau had a good game last night. He did what he needed to do defensively, but he pinged some lovely passes forward as well. The one into Watkins(?) in the box was delightful. Like having another midfielder at times #avfc

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Let’s see where we are at the end of Sunday. If West Ham beat Forest and Arsenal beat Newcastle, we may only need a draw on the final day. Forest could turn over Chelsea and an in-form Everton could get a result in Geordieland #avfc

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Lots of ‘recycling’ going on in football nowadays. It’s as if professional footballers have only become environmentally conscious in the last few years.

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‘That haunted-looking choirboy’ is still the best description of Leandro Trossard I’ve heard

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

#bbcfootball No real-time flag for that Forest off-side and two players end up ploughing into the post. Ridiculous law.

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I mean, it’d be lovely if it’s us, Forest and Newcastle who make the cut, with Chelsea missing out #avfc

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Oh, Icarus. The vaulting ambition of a modern-day Man United fan.

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Big fans of Bob Mortimer’s literary work in Harrogate.

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It’s okay, lads, Arne’s sent on Darwin Nunez #avfc

submitted 34 days ago • 2 comments

Does a 3-1 scoreline constitute the game being on a ‘knife edge’ @footballcliches.bsky.social?

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I didn’t have this one on my Big Dan Burn fever bingo card @footballcliches.bsky.social @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social @cdeccleshare.bsky.social

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“Al-Hilal’s a big club, mate.” #avfc

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Ah, it’s the day of the year when it becomes socially acceptable for pasty, white males to go topless in public. Like flying ant day.

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Anyone know if Liverpool won the title? I’ve heard nothing about it.

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I wonder if Benn will ‘knock Eubank’s head off’. Or will it be Eubank knocking Benn’s head off? #boxingchat

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Ramsey should have been on at half-time. He does this unusual thing where he goes forwards rather than backwards #avfc

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I should have known better than to expect Spurs to do #avfc favour. They’re terrible, maaaate.

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

50 Shades of Grey.

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