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rest in peace wolfpupy basketball mug

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After 6 years and 4 moves, the handle on my cup detached. I am enjoying one more cup of mocha, thinking over the years of simple joy this brought me. Thank you @wolfpupy.bsky.social; you asked me when I got it how the quality felt and, honestly, it made my quality of coffee a reliable joy 🤘😎💜🎶

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all my thoughts are precious, except this.

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lmao, it really sucks to hear the persistently awful joke of Kurt Cobain's lyrics "I don't have a gun", diminishing the complex torment the man went through that culminated in an act of violent desperation. But I guess "omg, he was so trans" is redeeming enough when you wanna fridge a tranny...

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

She's right

submitted 9 hours ago • 13 comments

sorry that wasn't very boobs bounce when i walk of me

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if the smoke comes out a little faggy, I'm da pope bitch.

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it's funny that grindr is a lot more reliable getting food through the burger baby girl challenge* than my gov't 🫡

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they should invent a new day so I can suck my gf's pussy more; "it's pussy o'cllock", we'll all say !

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me, shuckin' an ear of corn: ugh...yellow again...

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what about this; poop culture :P

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I'm in Love with the 77-year-old Turkish Gal who Serves Coffee at the Shelter: An East Van Tale

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All my bobs, discomulated

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what if we re-made the two towers so I could be stabbed in the back by my Lesbian Worm-Tongue gf ???

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World. Cinema.

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We cannot let Trump take the papacy! IF YOU'RE IN LINE FOR CONFESSION, STAY IN LINE FOR CONFESSION !!!

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Is this gulab jamun hot and fresh? 'Caaaause i'm gulab jamun deez nuts into my mouth.

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all the joels in MY choir have confronted me on my frequent JOCULAR usage of my pun "THE CAJOELLERS"

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I have a million and one great ideas *every day* that would inevitably lead to my death.

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I tried to write a book with my dick but the words never came to me.

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morpheus - sometimes things that are real, are worse

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You basically just have to babysit yourself for your entire life

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ChatGPT, write a eulogy for my mom using black comedy, she loved to laugh *Choking back tears* Hello. Thank you for being here. As you know, my mama used to be SHOPPIN’. My lord, she loved to SHOP.

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AUSTIN POWERS: excuse me? MISTY: thats the name of my pokemon. staryu AUSTIN: pointy little bugger

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I was just RUDELY informed that the name 'Dawn' is NOT short for 'Dawnathan'

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all the joels in MY choir have confronted me on my frequent JOCULAR usage of my pun "THE CAJOELLERS"

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I was just RUDELY informed that the name 'Dawn' is NOT short for 'Dawnathan'

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I experienced the funniest sex thing ever to my body today; me: can you headbutt my cunt? *gf obliges with the strength of a juggernaut bitch* me, laughing so hard i'm wheezing: i meant, like, headbonk style!

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all my gender rolls, failed......

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all my wife egg money, gone...

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all my juckport 1 trillion$, gone.

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"What's our bassoon budget?" - every american crime show, circa 1968-1973

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it's funny how some older people think vaccines cause autism given how fuckin' retarded the internet made them :s

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"What's our bassoon budget?" - every american crime show, circa 1968-1973

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I hate to say it, but...being 36 feels like being annihilated in the 36 chambers of death by “360 degrees of pretty mediocre styles"...

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If I was a lesbian I think I would take back the T. Valentine song “Hello Lucille (Are You A Lesbian?)” and use it as an anthem but I’m not so it’s not my business

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