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melonous.bsky.social
she/her | ensouled watermelon | 25 🔞 MDNI | trans | bi | lover of random replies | Black Lives Matter | Free Palestine | drink frab
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My favorite Minecraft lore is the part where Mossad wanted to assassinate Notch for making villagers an antisemitic caricature (helpless, large-nosed magical people who love money and rely upon golems for protection).

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free estrogendykefag she aint do nothing wrong

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

liberals don't want you to know that tofu can be seasoned like gas station sausage

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tonight's sleep deprivation has taught me that i am a stubborn forest that holds a rainbow, and i will lose this part of me with time

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salt is a rock, how could it be edible at all? they lying to you

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"Venezia" by Vangelis has been stuck in my head all week. Shame it's never gotten a proper release or remaster, but this YT upload is the best quality I've found of the obscure tracks from the Henry Chapier film Amore. "Venezia" is the first song here. youtu.be/EHstuhSg0fI

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going to white castle and calling it a birthright trip

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CONCRETE JUN-GOLE WHERE DREEMS ARE MADE OF

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I can’t make this shit up yall 😩

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Shaking my butt on your forehead all night cause thts how bees communicate

submitted 21 days ago • 5 comments

Fox News to viewers: "hold this bag"

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

no trans woman ever took my nintendo

submitted 24 days ago • 22 comments

investment tip if you put $1000 into the S&P 500 a year ago, you'd have $1000 today

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damn cant believe cory booker confessed to assassinating joe biden with a pillow

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Characterful BIRCH

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

the global trans siblinghood deserves better than peanut butter noodles

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

living near a library sure is nice

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

say what you will about the coming century of humiliation, but the US had a better exercise cult than the falun gong

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