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melsie.bsky.social
Obsessed with pets, food, books, and Peloton. Proud member of #BillsMafia. Friend of the Library. Believes in the power of kindness.
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1, 2, Buckle my shoe. 3, 4, Wonder what the fuck I'm doing in shoes with buckles.

submitted 7 days ago • 6 comments

JFC indeed.

submitted 7 days ago • 741 comments

Our napping game has been very strong today

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Who knew this homage to Carl the janitor was what my morning was missing. A very touching remembering of the character we probably thought about the least.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Simon has decided he is above the law. #cats

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

We've gotten about a half a Phoebe of snow so far in NH and it's still coming down.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

I don't want to be all man-flu or anything, but I've been in bed with a fever for 5 full days now and I'm really and truly over it. I just need to whine about it! 😭

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

It hurts because we got this close, but this was always supposed to be a rebuilding year. Next year will be ours! #BillsMafia

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

The Kansas City wolf mascot looks like someone had a Chuck E Cheese costume in their basement for 10 years and found it when they were cleaning up after a flood. #BillsMafia

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

This game got me yelling “Settle down boys!” like some 19th century sea captain. #GoBills #AFCChampionship

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

PSA: the new Wallace and Grommet is a flippin' delight and you should watch it.

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

[carrying sleeping cat out of burning house] seriously, what purpose do you serve

submitted 40 days ago • 8 comments

Well this is a relief! #BillsMafia

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

Karaoke

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

Waiting in a customer service line and as the last woman being helped just walked away the rep called out, "see you next Tuesday!" and now I'm snickering to myself even though he seemed to be sincere.

submitted 33 days ago • 2 comments

On to the #AFCChampionship game. Not bad for a rebuilding year! #BillsMafia

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Let's go, Buffalo!! #GoBills

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

FRIEND: you let your cat on the counter? ME: no FRIEND: then why is he on the counter? ME: he’s a cat

submitted 36 days ago • 35 comments

I absolutely didn't believe this when I saw it so I googled it. Turns out Snoop isn't playing the inauguration, but he already played the pre-inauguration "Crypto-Ball" last night. This makes me so sad.

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 37 days ago • 49 comments

Carl Sagan 1995

submitted 39 days ago • 17 comments

My husband and I know Simon is ours because he doesn't go anywhere without his emotional support pizza. #catsofbluesky

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Crying 🤣…h/t @totalseasons.bsky.social

submitted 46 days ago • 43 comments

EVERYONE: don’t judge a book by it’s cover BOOK COVER ARTIST: but..

submitted 46 days ago • 6 comments

Watching live news coverage of the Pacific Palisades fire and Steve Guttenburg appears out of the smoke to provide a PSA.

submitted 47 days ago • 419 comments

It snowed. It’s not like there’s a violent mob outside beating up cops who are desperately trying to protect members of Congress inside.

submitted 48 days ago • 2939 comments