Profile avatar
meltedbadger.bsky.social
Orange internet badger, he/him, 26, gay, from the UK, expect vore, I prefer being prey and digesting in a toony way. There will be other kinks too. Begone minors. FA: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/grasseater98/
2,454 posts 442 followers 577 following
Prolific Poster
Conversation Starter

exactly 3 years ago, I finished this little sequence demonstrating how to use Vore to get GAINS! Complete with... probably kinda cringy Irish slang? hahaha, enjoy! #MaleVore #GayVore #CockVore

Horrifying to think it's been about 9 years since I read part 7, damn

Johnny, Johnny! Yes, Mr. President? Collecting the holy corpse parts? No, Mr. President.

CN: Fatal Cock Vore This typh was eager to dive down my cock but his soul's too in love with my balls to leave with the rest of the load he made. Now he'll be fueling my orgasms. Were you looking for @cyrilltyphlosion.bsky.social or were you looking to join him as ballfat? 🎨: @scottred.bsky.social

LOOK @chibsarts.bsky.social THIS ISN'T FAIR

Lord of Catan

I wouldn't wish FF13-2 clock puzzles on my worst enemy

Next time I play FF13 I'm going to pretend Orphan's Cradle doesn't exist and call the run complete when I arrive there. I'll just load a save after the final bosses if I really feel like getting achievements.

IT'S OVER FF13 beaten once again, but this time with Hope leader. Honestly not that bad once you can mitigate his piss poor HP. Only had to retry Orphan 1 of the 3 final bosses as I got too aggressive after his first phase. Will probably play FF13-2 next and try to find a way to make it more fun

Preparing myself for FF13-2 and working out what to focus on with different paradigm pack monsters: SAB -> Bonus is better MED -> ATB is better COM -> ATB is better RAV -> ATB is better SEN -> Bonus is better SYN -> ATB is better

Macro Barry finding a nudist beach and jerking off and cumming on all the guys there

Greedy punk monkey pred vibes... 🍌 (🎨: @purplecider.bsky.social ) #vore

I think I'm sitting out cons for the foreseeable future but I'm glad other people have fun with them 🦡✨

I didn't eat lunch yesterday so by dinner time I was really hungry. The side order was huge. The dessert was huge. The main was also pretty big. I ate too much 😩

cw// mild #hyper Who knew getting your own Gruff was this easy? Question now is what are you gonna do with him? 🎨: /uromatsu.bsky.social

"What, you haven't see a big cat air out after a workout before..?" ... "Must be your first time huffing one, too!" (Smelly YCH by @danyredlion.bsky.social, who did an awesome job. Thank ya! 🐯 🧡)

Orphan's Cradle is such a nightmare of a final dungeon I memory hole it everytime

A commission I got from @matcharyu.bsky.social a few years back. Just felt like posting it here. I'm gonna post some pics here eventually. XD Even if my Quesito had changed now :3

The Chad Sazh with 1598 strength vs the Stacey Fang with 905 strength

umm where can I sign up

Almost done with my current list, still open for some sketches (80 usd per character) DM if interested!

Liking things in theory but not in reality. Choking is hot until someone touches my neck and I get scared lmao

AAAAAAA AWAKE

anyway I sleep

reject new games at this point, just play the old faves, don't let them sucker you out of your money or whatever

what is not enjoying bottoming but really liking the idea of someone fucking me?? hello???

Showing the new guy around the place :3 Comm for twinwizardtwrs & @tukeduke.bsky.social

Are you a ravager? Because I want you to fill my stagger gauge

Sabrina Carpenter is in the fortnight game??????????? ok

damn why is this house good at being freezing wll year round