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meltedchrome.bsky.social
Gamer, WWE fan, anime lover, consumer of beer and ganja, Nintendog, Canadian, and maker of fine stainless steel tubes.
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@janochoa.bsky.social I started Citizen Sleeper and I'm already questioning my entire existence. How TF am I supposed to punch in to work tomorrow now, dude? #ExistentialDread

My son just got into a cartoon about monster trucks called "Blaze and the Monster Machines." Two things: 1) I can't stop thinking about Detroit-based rapper, Blaze Ya Dead Homie. 2) Whenever they need to drive fast or whatever they all shout LET'S BLAZE! and I laugh every time.

FATU VS PRIEST LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO

Tragically missed opportunity that they didn't call themselves Sleigh Belles. But I jest.

@janochoa.bsky.social Coffee beast Jan. Did I do good?

@grubb.wtf @janochoa.bsky.social @jerf.xyz for the love of god you guys have to open your eyes to how badly @danryckert.com is playing you guys! There's no possible way that a 41 year old man never CONSIDERED that people look at their phones during a movie. HE ADMITTED HIS COUSINS DID IT! AAAARRRGGH

But he's immune to being called things. This is a fruitless endeavour! #RyckertStrong #OdoyleRules

@janochoa.bsky.social YO JACOB FATU DROPPIN YADDADAMEAN JUST GAVE ME LIFE DAWG

@grubb.wtf i know you love a good leader board and you love a good Atari game. Did you ever post any insane high scores on any of the Atari Recharged games? Caverns of Mars and Gravitar especially rule!

Great news y'all

I've deleted and deactivated both TikTok and X in the last week and I feel better already. The stench of your American politics became too strong. Time to wash your dirty assholes, America.

@janochoa.bsky.social @giantbomb.bsky.social @turboshawn.com I can't find the newest episode of Blight Club on Youtube? 😢 What did you guys say? @tolkoto.com @danryckert.com @grubb.wtf

I want UFO 50 for Switch! Dammit! @mossmouth.bsky.social Can this pretty please happen pretty please 🙏?

Stratton has reached full face status now #wwe #smackdown

@tolkoto.bsky.social @janochoa.bsky.social @grubb.bsky.social @danryckert.bsky.social @giantbomb.bsky.social

I need some suggestions on good gaming and anime accounts to follow. Help me out, hivemind?

Okay I need more people to follow because my feed is just a mess of unrelated shit I'm not interested in. Baseball playoffs? Nah bruh. Haven't cared since the Jay's took the series back to back. That was 30 years ago.

Freya is always pleased as hell. Just look at that mug! 🥹

Where the Switch gamers at? I need friends for Smash Bros. Mario Kart and Worms Armageddon. Hit me up! SW-0970-9786-5784

Here I am now. Entertain me!