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Writer of How We Make Minecraft, The Secrets of Minecraft, and non-Minecraft things that weren’t anywhere near as successful.
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If you think about it being a baby is a Metroidvania because you see doors and stuff but you have to come back later when you’ve learned new skills to open them

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

my doctor

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

This is brilliant!

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

if you like word games and card games and cute birds, Birdigo was made for you! Play free now during #steamnextfest store.steampowered.com/app/3264170/...

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

“Nothing tasted as good as thin felt” - Jim Henson after eating a Muppet.

submitted 16 days ago • 5 comments

Freshened up my portfolio with some of my latest work! Check it: jensimpkins.carrd.co#mywork

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

men writing erotica: John was attending Sex University, where all of the students and teachers are horny for sex women writing erotica: John was attending Sex University, where sex is strictly forbidden… yet John yearns for his fellow student Douglas, who is also a secret monster man

submitted 19 days ago • 18 comments

Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.

submitted 29 days ago • 343 comments

people say that nine pregnant women can't make a baby in a month. but not me. i think women can do anything

submitted 31 days ago • 12 comments

Just fyi I write all the songs they use in Traitors and I guess I’d like everyone to STOP MAKING FUN OF ME

submitted 44 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 71 days ago • 5 comments

He’s making a list…

submitted 82 days ago • 11 comments

i never should have gone back to school

submitted 625 days ago • 4 comments

your true love gave you eight maids a milking? cool. just one question. what the fuck are you talking about

submitted 84 days ago • 93 comments

Why, yes, I would love to be part of a class-action lawsuit that bankrupts Funko Pop. Sort of a life goal, really. Thank you so much for the opportunity.

submitted 89 days ago • 9 comments

Arriving in every new location in FF7 Rebirth: *a man in sequins approaches in a cutscene* "I'm Mr Tootles, and I wasn't in disc 1 of the original game!" *a song and dance number ensues where Cloud is a reluctant participant*

submitted 91 days ago • 2 comments

JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going

submitted 104 days ago • 39 comments

ADAM: oh look the McRib is back EVE: stop calling me that

submitted 476 days ago • 17 comments

A heads up for new bluesky users, and this is something the devs REALLY should make clearer during the onboarding process: whenever you post a nude on this app it goes up on a big screen at a baseball game

submitted 615 days ago • 100 comments

Anyone want an invite code for threads

submitted 499 days ago • 0 comments