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Who knew it was such a short hop from “we tortured some folks” to full blown camps.

Me in the guillotines: wait wait… i wanna do a funny face.

Personally I think comedy should be deregulated but not legalized.

Hail Satan, tis Friday

I love how Coffeezilla has been covering the same type of scams for years, but the scammers went from being influencers, to big influencers, to presidents of various countries www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud6G...

Hundreds of Bidoof

Your honor, [gesticulates wildly]

Maybe they’ll have a harder time throwing us out of helicopters what with all these midair collisions.

2023: Murder/manslaughter dropped 12%. Violent crime overall dropped 3%. In fact, municipalities with 1 million people or more (those hellish cities) saw an even bigger decrease in violent crime: 7%. And now? Early data show homicides dropped 16% in 2024 www.axios.com/2025/02/19/h...

Man is going to charge you $100 to save you a nickel. And saving that nickel is also going to end up costing you $5000 at some point down the line. But it's nothing new, that's always been the definition of conservative economics, he just thinks it's groundbreaking because he's a dunce.

So you guys wanna sack Rome or what’s the plan tonight?

I think my neighbors can hear me having sex because I heard them yelling about me having sex. Sorry neighbors! I’ll try to keep it down.

Missouri Attorney General Andrew Bailey is Trying to Segregate Starbucks I wrote about it for @ballsandstrikes.org ballsandstrikes.org/law-politics...

I’m tired of chasing women. Just once I wish it was me filing the restraining order.

I just want to be a ‘u’ with an umlaut

I will never believe in an invisible deep state ever again. You’re telling me this isn’t a ‘break glass’ situation? No. The deep state is DOGE and they won’t shut the fuck up about their crimes!

I was dating myself but had to end things when I forgot V Day. AGAIN!

Woah. Has the sky always been that color or is something bad happening in a beautiful way?

I wish I didn’t live in a world where neglecting my mental health and finding coping methods outside of medication ‘paid off’.

Neofascism is neocolonialism come home.

Everything else also sucks but god damn this Kraven movie sucks balls.