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white boy autism extraordinaire local crazy cat comrade psychopomper ⚙️🔨 struggling med student + artist & writer comm slots full 4 now (0/10)
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We're gonna move fast and break things. Sometimes we'll make mistakes. If we remove the wrong organ we'll put it back in. We are disrupting surgery

this website is amazing

Night night sweet dreamies Sometimes life can be a heavy load. You've fought through too many yesterdays to not see the beauty of tomorrow. You are amazing, please never forget that

thank you random job listing that says its part time work but also somehow 40-45 hours 🥴

coming home and seeing your cat is so great because damn!! what he doing!! what a wonderful specimen that lives in my house with me

I agree with two of these but I know several trans women who would be fucking pissed if they banned viagra

happy rare disease day my fellow zebras!!!!!

we’re about to get threeberculosis

Happy #Lawyercat Anniversary for all who celebrate! It's been four years since the kitten appeared in my Zoom courtroom, and I released the 48 second video that made the whole world laugh. Here is the full video showing the big reveal at the end (in two parts because Blue sky). Enjoy!

no one's annexing you on his watch, Canada

my chronic fatigue is flaring up so fucking bad this week and I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY AAAAAA I AM GOING TO EAT SAND

ok so would someone like to explain to me the logic behind my insurance company covering like 3k worth of botox for my migraines but denying covering the nerve block I get done at the same time despite the fact they covered all of it several times 🤨

🚨UNRELEASED BABY SNOWY PLOVER VIDEO!! I didn't even know I had this! Don't scroll away, Plover A runs into Plover B. DOUBLE THE PLOVER!!! 🪶

I have discovered that if a phrase fits into the format of "(noun) and (noun plural)" you can totally use it as a euphemism for dick and balls. currently a big fan of "cash and prizes"

If they wanted to take over the country, they only had to wait like three weeks until every technocratic nerd was unreachably distracted. They fundamentally do not understand us, and that is why they will lose.

I hate this discord UI "refresh" so much, not because it's changed but the fact that someone decided it was a good idea to make the buttons on the text box have their own stupid compartment now so the text box looks ridiculously huge and clunky

In children per year, the US birth rate is at an all-time low, but in Miles’ per hour it’s at an all time high.

yeah ai voices or whatever but nothing will ever surpass the sentence mixing of a good YTP. cs188 carrying my sanity singlehandedly currently with the inauguration one

actual footage of me and my Room Cups

Tired of condoms. That's why I finally laminated the damn thing.

he just sent you a google doc but didn't give you any access

my mother was telling me that my food got delivered and I tried to say "okay" and "I know" at the same time and accidentally just yelled "I'M GAY" before stumbling out of the shower like a clown with motor problems

vena psychopomp is in my house

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. MY CAT IS MAKING CUTE SOUNDS WHILE HE'S SLEEPING

you know screw whoever made that stereotype that only women can do arts and crafts I have been getting into needle felting and I've been having the time of my life (I'm quite terrible and have no clue what I'm doing but I'm having fun)

airing out his left front beans, specifically

es muy bueno

I kinda feel like this picture is maybe our collective nervous systems before we left Twitter and came over here. Yeah?

BASEDBASEDBASEDBASED gonna start moving my art here from The Tweetor pronto

a major problem with bluesky is that i can offhandedly remark "i hate drawing, its too hard" and then a sweet old lady will gently encourage me and kindly point me to some useful resources to get started drawing and i dont know what to do with myself