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I personally should be allowed to legally fight anyone named Brittany over the age of 26.

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I forget MIB is propaganda for cops

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When I was 15, I would have thought I was so cool. My two largest vices are smoking weed; and buying books.

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Reading alone leaves me virtually squealing and kicking my feet

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just saw this on tiktok: "there is nothing worse than the bitterness of a white woman whose life didn't deliver on the privilege she was promised" and like.....

submitted 78 days ago • 23 comments

i’m so completely uninterested in superhero movies that at this point it feels like a distinct defect in my character. no interest in the self-serious ones, no interest in the jokey lighthearted ones. i tune out as soon as i see a cape or a mask in a trailer. what am i missing

submitted 78 days ago • 447 comments

Being disabled sometimes really sucks, I have the vision the drive, the talent, the will, the resilience, to make all of my ideas real. And then my body will just break and I can't do anything for days and days.

submitted 78 days ago • 43 comments

If you’re not on TikTok, I’m going to tell you about a sweet thing that’s gone viral in the last few days. An 85 year old man named Doug went around his neighbourhood with invites to his “winter party” on February 15, that “starts at 4 pm and goes to when the cops show up”

submitted 84 days ago • 37 comments

Fun facts about our fearless leaders

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Just a chill girl

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At this point I’m just cleansing my own feed. I need to keep living, and this is joyful

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Remember when you could log into a social media app and not feel a constant state of dread and doom? Me either

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I literally cannot go a single place without being accosted by the news. I feel assaulted by all of this. It’s never ending. I want the world and the universe to give me a fucking break. I need a win. I need it not be this not so hard

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i’m so high right now and i’m listening to dad rock, i’m truly living my best life

submitted 89 days ago • 3 comments

Honestly, my OCD is convinced everyone hates me anyway.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

I feel like I’m watching Bird Box, my eyes are being held open and I literally cannot look away. How does one keep living?

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feverishly leaning back and forth between "joy is resistance" and "we are all going to die"

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Have you ever confused a dream with life? Or stolen something when you have the cash? Have you ever been blue? Or thought your train moving while sitting still? Maybe I was just crazy. Maybe it was the 60s. Or maybe I was just a girl... interrupted.

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The inner conflict between "I shouldnt spend any money idk whats happening" and "money will be worthless in 2 weeks might as well get pizza because I cant stop hyperventilating to cook"

submitted 90 days ago • 78 comments

Being told that you gotta cut 3 inches of hair off cause it’s giving my boyfriend likes my hair long, hurts after a year of growth lol

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i used to think this was not the case but more and more i am coming around to this idea

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Fellas you have no excuse they’re horny posting about a literal monster corpse guy

submitted 92 days ago • 17 comments

We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life

submitted 93 days ago • 379 comments

Every time I open an app. I see something new and horrific. I don’t know, look at gonzo and Camilla. Put your phone down.

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Honestly rewatching A.Is the most accurate representation of what is currently taking place in the US. A part that is in my brain about keeping the numerical and moral superiority.

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Hypermobility and h-Eds can kick rock. Is chopping off a limb an option at this point? Who needs knees? Knees are important when it feels like there’s a drill bit boring into the side of

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I just feel like he should be seen for how cute he is. Fandango the Cat.

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Being a plant mom means I mildly pay attention to care procedures. However, figuring out what too much light means for a plant is hard. What do you mean you want indirect, direct lighting? It needs to be moist but not to moist? WHAT DOES IT MEAN

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We #OldMovieWeirdos have been saying this for years. BUY PHYSICAL MEDIA (and analog books), before it's too late. cordcuttersnews.com/sony-to-end-...

submitted 96 days ago • 14 comments

The reason A.I. is being shoved down our throats is shareholders want a return on their investment. Every company that integrates this crappy tech into their products knows you don't want it, but they've sunk too much money into it and don't care. Turn it off, don't use it, don't look back.

submitted 97 days ago • 86 comments

French tiktok is teaching Americans about the French resistance.

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So fascinated by the human impulse to be like 'wow, this food sanitation practice really improved the quality and safety of food, what an amazing development, we should definitely stop doing it.'

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i find it very funny when people refer to elon musk as a shitposter dude is quite possibly the weakest poster out there and a massive try-hard at that

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Honestly being sick leaves me stranded between wanting to eat some spicy enough to drain my sinuses, or soup because that’s what my grandma would have done.

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There’s almost something comforting about Don Bluth Films.

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No netflix, I do not want games on netflix and I certainly don't want to pay for their development. Gonna cancel. 2025 is going to be the year of telling technocrats that we're sick of their bloated useless "innovation" & we're sick of their watery-ass algorithms. Fuck off.

submitted 99 days ago • 24 comments

Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole theonion.com/trump-c...

submitted 99 days ago • 392 comments

Trying to remember what I did before a smart phone

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I made myself character Mac and cheese (SpongeBob) and all I can think is how this bowl of mac and cheese is supposed to be fixing my life right now.

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I feel like I’m speaking into a void. At least my friends on Facebook realized the comedic genius that I am.

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Best insult. “He had bad genes, your children would have been ugly and stupid.”

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Explaining to my cat every morning that it’s -degrees outside doesn’t stop him from screaming at my for 1-2 hours after I’ve woken up.

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Tiktok in 2020 was mostly on-duty cops with cutesy video filters doing viral lipsyncing videos in their patrol car 10 minutes before getting out to shoot someone's dog. Totally different universe

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Regardless of what happens, or how it is accomplished, and somehow TikTok is reinstated, please remember that you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to Trump"

submitted 102 days ago • 22 comments