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me: waiter what is the most expensive meal you have waiter: the lobster sir me: wonderful one for me and one for my date waiter: (reading note i secretly passed him) “i’m sorry sir but all we have tonight are hotdogs”

submitted 104 days ago • 7 comments

Israel is the Andrew Tate of nations (derogatory)

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If ocean water doesn’t touch it, it’s the mid west, sorry I don’t make the rules

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

More like kwisatz gotherass

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

“Living the dream” is my safe word when you ask me how I’m doing

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I have this impulse to turn everything into a joke and boy howdy does it make work harder

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

The person next to me ordered a side of mayonnaise, I should have seen this coming

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Someone started playing country music on a jukebox and I’ve never wanted to leave a place faster

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I wish dudes gave their own body hair as much consideration as they did women’s, shave your back and shoulders big dawg, you look like you’re trying to return to nature

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Why would I want realism in my media, I already have to exist in real life

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Why would I want realism in my media, I already have to exist in real life

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I wonder if Grindr dates in New England ever meet up for grinders

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Mormons looking around at polyamory mad

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

My favorite part of the “lane assist” feature in my Subaru is how it will periodically jerk to the right wildly to make sure you’re still paying attention

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

how can it be pride month already? i wasn't even finished with lust and sloth yet

submitted 16 days ago • 14 comments

Reading the way of kings, Sanderson has more time and perspective jumps than a Christopher Nolan movie

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Who’s the target audience for very soundtrack driven emotional character moments in movies. Me, I’m target audience.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

This sold for 425 ETH. $1.59M

submitted 17 days ago • 8 comments

Everybody knows that Mario is cool as fuck

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

when they say I can’t have my McFlurry because the ice cream machine is broken

submitted 22 days ago • 8 comments

MANual huh? Why are we centering men in our instructions

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

I’m the kind of guy who will say bye when we part, but then realize we’re walking out the same way and keep saying bye until we part again

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

My work computer updated to windows 11 and I’m begging for windows to have some indication of where/what all these new notification noises mean and where they’re coming from

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

When I think of noodles, the furthest thought from my mind is pasta, Italians are still in beta with noodles, they’ve got nothing on Asia

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

I have been saying “this is good news” and “we can be bees” all day for like a week and a half now since I saw that damn video. Please send help

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine the coordination it took at the rock lobster for everyone to have matching towels

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

i just heard a girl say, through the bathroom vent, “she only got those crocs so he’d fuck her.”

submitted 26 days ago • 31 comments

Until I’m able to bleed from my eyes at will, I’m not about to adequately express how I feel

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

White guys podcasting peaked with the podcast you look nice today, it’s been downhill ever since

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Washington Post now interviewing my uncle?

submitted 29 days ago • 62 comments

Why do the British say ninja with a hard R?

submitted 29 days ago • 2 comments

Shrugging so hard my arms become embedded in my ears

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

You might not know this about me but I’m a superb unopened mail collector

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Last resort by papa roach would make a good emo song if you really listen to the lyrics

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

not a hollaback girl, but not yet a hollaback woman

submitted 35 days ago • 15 comments

To my shame I’ve never been in a book club, but I have spent many hours contemplating potential names for one. This is a thread of the leading contenders, starting with these five…   5. Page Against the Machine 4. Philip K. Dick Picks 3. Orwell-endowed 2. The Full Brontë 1. Prose Before Hoes

submitted 35 days ago • 56 comments

You look like you make your kids listen to Tom Macdonald

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

cheating requires intercourse. just because he found someone that likes pina coladas, getting caught in the rain, not into yoga, and has half a brain, doesn't mean it was cheating

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Blink one at a time is my favorite band

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Is that water in your stillsuit or are you happy to see me?

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

BREAKING: The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister of Sweden. The first thing he'll do is to assemble his cabinet.

submitted 41 days ago • 3 comments

drown me in a barrel of Utz baked cheddar cheese balls, i am ready

submitted 42 days ago • 18 comments

Two Fighter Jets, One Ocean

submitted 42 days ago • 3 comments

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

bluesky needs to add location tags to posts so i can post some stupid shit like "just got sucked off silly style — at Charles Entertainment Cheese Los Angeles"

submitted 42 days ago • 28 comments

I never met gala, I never even heard of her

submitted 407 days ago • 7 comments

A kimono is not proper attire for a construction site, I’m being told.

submitted 42 days ago • 18 comments