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mephisto731.bsky.social
Hedge fund quantitative, physics once upon a time. Generally curious, mostly wrong
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When did the CEO mandate become only to staff over shareholders? By all means delete the app if it’s a worse experience, and if enough of you do that then the CEO gets fired - but if AI actually helps here, or does the same job for lower cost, then you’re going to have to admit it at some point.

RFK Jr. is gonna keep pushing his horseshit and I swear to god at some point we neurodivergent people are all gonna rise up from the sand like Fremen and dismantle the energy grid or something.

FAFO: U.K. local politics edition 😂

Brittany is both an awesome place in its own right and clearly still somehow Celtic and more Welsh than French

Zuck: The average American has 3 friends

Many congratulations to the $MSFT Microsoft quantum computing research team for their dramatic contribution to today’s earnings result which put the stock up 8% 👏 That’s a huge number of dollars and it’s all 💯% due to quantum. Took some time but you guys finally saw the ‘gap’… in the stock price

I work mostly US market hours from London, so my mornings are free time. coffee, sunshine, garden, May. Just wonderful.

Very funny but also wow guys it seems private school is for the wealthy god damn why was I not told (Compliance disclosure - my kids are in private school)

This is basically the UK going Yorkshire Dad on a cosmic scale and going around turning all the lights off. "I'm not made of money you know!"

The situation internally in that company is so bad that Elon now “will focus” on it again, so the quantity and quality of the lies will go back up. Remember, it’s a meme stock not a car company

Hegseth: ‘Why’s my phone so slow?’ Every G10 intelligence agency, on his phone since 2024: ‘lol’ H: ‘Honey can you log into that sports betting thing, see how we’re doing, I’ll text you the password, my goddamn phone is stuck again’

PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081

Let me explain those Jane Street profit figures for you in one skeet

If your basis book blows up it is usually transferred in an auction process to someone with deeper pockets, not sold piecemeal in the market. As long as that someone always exists, we’re good.

Really a needed public service announcement these days: if on a business trip to the US you are definitely definitely not there to work, just to meet people and talk about what great work is being done in the USA 🇺🇸

Call me an old bitter cynic but deep learning conferences in 2025 have a lot of the ‘UBS Stamford trading floor 2008’ vibe. ( Good luck though to @fedeadolfi.bsky.social whose skeet I’m riffing on, you’ll be fine 💪)

Tesla is barely moving in after hours trading despite releasing Q1 earnings because the algos are convulsed with laughter. Please bear with us while we sort this out, normal service will resume shortly

3 envelopes on Trumps desk, each containing a list of names. Post-it notes lightly attach to each: ‘Pope’ ‘Fed chair’ ‘Secdef, top secret 😂’ A gust of wind blows through an open window, the post-its are scattered on the floor. Only Elons 14th child sees, he replaces them in the order he sees fit

Lord Reith turning in his grave, good god

US 60/40 portfolio predicted 2025 full year returns: -40/-60

Muting ‘Hegseth’, it’s the only way

Ouch. Ouch ouch ouch. Brain hurts.

Trump backing away from an Ukraine deal is a good sign. We really need him to get bored of the difficulties of the job. Then Miller and Navarro will piss him off and get themselves fired, and some normality can resume while he plays even more golf.

I think you have to invert the whole thing, 2 rationalist STEM grad agents traveling America debunking government sponsored conspiracy theories

Harry McGuire doing the Rory McIlroy walk to the dressing room

In the latest issue of Private Eye (thanks to a friend for sharing) - "So farewell then, Science in Action..." Wishing I could tell EJ Thribb that reports of the programme's demise are premature, but that may depend on support from outside the BBC. ☹️

‘Leopards eating faces’? Upgraded to ‘free python hugs’