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Learning a lot of things about the Mexican navy in one skeet tbh

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"Just watched the Brooklyn Bridge get smoked live by a boat with a massive Mexican flag." Tweeted at 8:42 PM tonight. EDT. by Nelson Slinkard @TheWillieNelson

submitted 15 hours ago • 48 comments

Spent too much time on this

submitted 19 hours ago • 187 comments

Dinosaur woman in the dress

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From the creators of "I don't like Rage against the Machine anymore, they've gone woke", we bring you a new, thrilling journey of self discovery:

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Doctor: “Do you engage in risky sexual behaviors?” Me: “I fucked on the edge of a cliff face while free climbingl Doctor: “…I mean unprotected sex.” Me: “Oh god no, what sort of dipshit do you take me for?”

submitted 18 hours ago • 7 comments

I love chocolate that looks like aquarium gravel

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

Lol. Lmao

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Spotted on American Psycho Facebook Yknow with this context I'm glad they didnt follow up on my application. Not to backyard QB this too hard but I can identify more than one way to prevent this from happening and if I can see it others can too. www.forbes.com/sites/davidj...

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RIP, Ed, you steely-eyed missile man real heroes use duct tape

submitted 1 day ago • 28 comments

Found the Dinosaurs fan Doujins. I am officially in too deep.

submitted 1 day ago • 30 comments

that's a fresh spin on the format

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finally finished the robot

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painted moose antler

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Shoutout to Whitney Plantation, who has always BANNED WEDDINGS at their location and allowed the entire facility and its grounds to be an indoor and outdoor museum. It also houses the genealogical records for over 100,000 enslaved people. You can search for your loved ones in its archives.

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pupper must work for treat in this economy 😔😔😔

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I legit almost got into an argument with a Zoomer bc he didn't believe Counterstrike started as a Half-Life mod

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radical sincerity

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recession indicators in every major industry

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Noticeable that teenagers routinely demonstrate an ability to speak more clearly about right and wrong than almost every elected leader in the Democratic Party. (See also: gun control, gay rights, racism, etc.)

submitted 2 days ago • 19 comments

#LEGEND_DOODLE Do replikas fart?

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This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online

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sunset shark 🌅

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Why don't they Do what Freud say Say what Freud mean One thing leads to your mother

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e621 is now functionally illegal in the state where it's hosted. If e621's owners can't relocate the servers within 90 days, they'll have to shut it down. If you have favorites on e621, download them now. If you use e621 as your gallery page, start setting up an alternative.

submitted 3 days ago • 79 comments

New phone, new phone problems.

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I knew a guy who made millions from baby furniture. Came to the shop one day to show off the cardboard box of USED BRAKE PADS he got from the salvage yard in town. "I'm set for life," he told me

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"River Pearl" A random sketch that became a pile of scales last year

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This post brought to you by a realization that the late 70s were a goldmine for the trope "cops are corrupt incompetent petty thugs" and we should retvrn

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Antimenom get

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buddy you came to the wrong ass to fuck

submitted 6 days ago • 43 comments

"Trump claims he’s making America stronger; he insists no one can defy him. But here are people defying him, and they seem better off for it, not worse. It makes him look weak — and people are a lot more comfortable defying a president who seems weak than one who seems strong."

submitted 6 days ago • 28 comments

Don't let a motherfucker steal your joy. Watch cartoons, build LEGO kits, get your friends together and play board games, coo at your pets and call them your precious stinky babies, blow off dandelion fluff, whatever sparks joy. Cringe is dead, be free.

submitted 7 days ago • 19 comments