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Merckiller - being normal in '25
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As a journalist, I find it incredibly easy to sit on my balls so hard I throw up. It happens at least 3 times a week, and the mainstream media doesn't want me to talk about it. New York Times fired me because of my standing up for the truth. Anyways AI will fix this.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Shitting while homeboy brushes his teeth in the office, simply devine!

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

Ignore anyone who says Jose Gaspar is fictional, he's real and he is cool.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Now that the buccaneers have been out of the playoffs for a couple of weeks "Oh did a sports ball happen?" Said through gritted teeth and watery eyes

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

Not a lot of you are ready to talk about this, but top cat's gang are all abusers and choo choo is the worst among them

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Just had to use klarna to get a dozen eggs

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

For real though, guy who brushes his teeth every day while I shit, who hurt you?

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Too fucking cold, back to bed

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

When I’m in there they call it the bitch forest

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

I'm calling it Twitler - the Reich thing app and I'm getting an award

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Eggs? Crazy expensive! Wild.

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

Bucs are going to be the off-season champs, keeping our OC big things next season!

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment