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Professional mess-maker and writer. Amateur Warrior Princess. I make art for sapphics who like weird things. ❤️🧡🤍💖💜 Fight fascism, protect marginalized people, and clean up after yourself.
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My goal in life is to be the monster under the bed, but really, I’m the raccoon partying in the ceiling.

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Felt cute, decided to subject the internet to it. ❤️

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There are no three scarier words tied together than "God told me...."

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“Necessity hath no law” - Oliver Cromwell

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Gloomy winter Sundays are some of the best days to curl up with a billion blankets and read all day.

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In reality, the wind took my car door but hit me on the face. But when I go back to work, Imma let people think it happened over family thanksgiving

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My new favorite thing is reading the reviews on bong websites. They’re sincere, eager, and very often they go on some really interesting journeys.

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This is one of the weirdest parts to me about making art - everything takes forever to either make, or to make its way into the world.

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Me lately

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It’s okay to be rude to people who want you to die

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Self doubt is insidious. It’s like a parasite that hijacks your inner monologue and convinces you that you believe it.

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I just told my wife “we’re living in The Onion” and she knew exactly which bullshit piece of news I had just read.

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"If you were a flower what flower would you be?" Got you fam.

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One of my dogs insists on getting her face rubbed every time she has a meal or snack. If she doesn’t get it, she throws an adorable tantrum where she stomps her foot, and crows at me until she gets her After-Dinner-Face-Rubs™️ Just a little something cute to share.

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Please put on your to-do list today to call (or otherwise contact) your reps and tell them to vote “no” on HR 9495. It’s quick, easy, and does make a difference. More info in the thread ⬇️

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Curse of the Mummy - sharpie, micron, and gelly roll on post-it note. #positnotedoodles #doodles #pen&ink #mummy #undead #flippingthebird

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Sometimes making video essays is really good for my self image. Sometime, I catch myself making this face for an extended period of time.

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Hey, go get yourself a glass of water.

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what if we are the Tamagotchi we needed to be taking care of all along?

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So my problem is that my artistic process, as a person who gets sidetracked by shiny new trivia easily, is that I’m always rewriting to add more cool touches to the world. So I’m a very slow writer. So while we wait for my chaotic new book, check out my previous chaotic book! 🧵

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nude beaches are out, nude libraries are in

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My space on the internet, and my art, IS a safe space for a lot of people. So instead let me tell who is not welcome here: If you think ANYTHING about your race, religion, body, orientation, or identity makes you superior to anyone else, go fuck yourself. We’re all people here, but you’re shit.

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Just realized I’ve been real feisty, when normally I’m a borderline shit poster. Let me intro myself, I’m Mercury (she/her) and I’m a writer. I’ve got a lovely wife, three dogs, and a charcuterie of hyper-fixations. I talk about things I think are interesting, and try to stay positive.

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I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget

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I was thinking about this concept this morning. I really hope it embarrassing for him in a way that his legacy can never come back from. I’m thinking, the politician in The Bird Cage. I’m thinking, Elvis.

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For the record, I like to use “sapphic” because it’s inclusive to all women who love women. To get granular, I identify as hard Kinsey Level 6 Lesbian. I’m also married to a gorgeous woman I love very much. So to all the cis men in my DMs: you’re wasting your fucking time, and you’ve been warned.

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When I was a kid, there was a girl who was a total dick, but I went to her house regularly anyways because they had one of these and it made the living room feel like an MC Esher print.

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Cancel culture is so real that Mel Gibson was only in 7 movies last year

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Looking for a spooky indie horror for Halloween? I’ve got you! Marisol just moved in to her new apartment. It comes complete with moldy ceilings, terrible neighbors, and suspicious locked doors. Full of scares and sapphic intrigue, this quick read is sure to delight.

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