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mercymethinks.bsky.social
it’s murky! it’s me! don’t ask too many questions
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there’s just something so special about when a man is 38 to me

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inverse functions!!! *bounces boobs breastily*

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i wish i could go back to the 1970s to marry MIT calculus professor Herb Gross i could be a good wife i could give you a good life

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NEVER KILL YOURSELF

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wow

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has anyone else noticed how obsessed the lecturer from the 2013 MIT 804 quantum physics course on youtube is with invisible monkeys

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this bear fucked my throat so good i went deaf in one ear til i got home

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upstairs neighbor just dropped their vibrator under their bed and i just want to applaud the speed with which they retrieved it

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I am in queer media btw (is a kelela stan)

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i’m gonna say something vulnerable and i don’t wanna be attacked for this i need to go to arby’s so bad rn

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you ever been in a car with a bitch with her keyboard volume ALL the way up and she pulls the sugar free redbull she spilled on your boots out of her purse?

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My Valentine 💙💙💙

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CHICAGO! This Saturday! Do not normalize what is going on!

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happy valentine’s day to her you just wouldn’t get it

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imitation is the highest form of flattery 🤗😘

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staring this guy dead in his face as he picks his boogers on the bus and he doesn’t give a FUCK honestly i kind of respect it

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damn imagine fumbling TiKi Vonté

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and don’t forget: a friend to everyone is a friend to no one

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drinking kombucha with a waist trainer on ooooh i feel like a bottle rocket

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flaked on this old guy 3 times now and about to give him the toothiest head of his life because he was rude to me once 3 years ago and doesn’t remember 🤠🥳

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never kill yourself there’s always a drag me stephanie gato girl picture to look at

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