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*being a real fucked up weird little guy* I'm imagining you doing this 😠

"Fuck MTV! I ain't afraid to say it!"

Fuck it. Listening to Full Moon Fever on my commute

Autism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/autism-...

I will replay every Switch game that gets a Switch 2 update

My favorite VGM is Love is a Long Road from the GTA VI OST

I'm all in on that one Doctor Who theory. You know the one. Yeah. The stupid one

Matt Walsh is in a real moral conundrum here. He is against cancel culture but also he would like to be allowed to say racial slurs

Conservatism is the new punk. Goodness I hope this video game doesn't portray police officers in an unflattering way

Elementary school children are about to be radicalized

*beating up someone a lot smaller and weaker than me* You know you're like the bad guys from Star Wars *I'm also wearing a Darth Vader costume*

Picturing Andor themed "And You're watching Disney Channel" bumpers. Bah Bah Bah Bah

I love my job as the guy who adds a fake β€œkeep me signed in” checkbox to every website that does nothing

Feeling the squeeze of tariffs? Do you and yours still need entertainment at a fraction of the cost? Consider your DVD player!

30 dolls is a pretty low estimate tbh

I miss when chumps were posting their NFTs and the first reply was always "Look I have one too!" [The same picture]

Leap for the Lesbians

Alcatraz! That's a word I recognize from the television!

youtu.be/IqUkf8H_z08?...

Completely forgot conservatives are still pretending it's the Gulf of America

Time for my daily dose of "When Will You Die?" by TMBG youtu.be/kSQ8tZ35t4U?...

Fucking pronouns 😎🀘 Fucking gender ambiguity πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘

Rockstar saw this was coming out in 2025 and got scared

Kate Stewart is doing that guy

#doctorwho

Sick of this AI lady hawking diet pills at me

may means new bills, still in debt from last month, please help however you're able? cash.app/$pinballwitch ko-fi.com/pinballwitch paypal.me/rachelodessas #TransCrowdFund #DisabilityCrowdFund

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star The Winter Soldier!

Solving the male loneliness epidemic by scrawling "Get a hobby and don't be a nazi" on a napkin. Money please.

Video game journalists are good actually

My bronze age friend: A dog walks into a bar and says "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one"! Me: Goddammit Jeff! I told you that joke isn't appropriate anymore!

her (Mach Rider)

NES Challenge ideas: -All Black Box Games -All games featured in The Wizard -All NES Games covered by AVGN (cutoff at gamer's discretion) -All games featured on the 1987 Nintendo Game Plan poster

Thank god we have the most unhealthy looking man possible to teach us all about health

Getting endorsed by the guy that wants to end your country's sovereignty

I wasn't prepared for how much of a slog Manos the Hands of Fate actually is. I get it now.

if a guy says theyre CIA and they want you to DM every girl you ever jacked off to and apologize, Its a scam. Just ruined my life. Thank you