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🌊🧜🏼‍♀️ Metal Mermaid. Your Fav Cryptid™️. she/her, bi as HECK. I sing sometimes and take care of a bunch of freshwater shrimp. https://soundcloud.com/mermaid_seph
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Got the trans rights David Lynch quote "fix your hearts or die" from Twin Peaks: The Return tattooed today.

we need a new place on the computer

we will keep fighting had the honor of drawing this incredible piece for a friend <3

Someone shared meme with me on discord this morning

Every day I want for the email from the Kojima Productions Store telling me my order finally shipped and every day I am extremely disappointed when it does not come. Let me have my silly little TREEEEEEEEEATS.

Defeating a telepath by beaming Girls5Eva songs directly into their brain and destroying them with the combined power of Renée Elise Goldsberry and Sara Bareilles.

Say it louder 🗯️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ [ #cuteart #artshop #trans ]

real monkey's paw that we invented the ability to hold the sum of all human knowledge in the palm of your hand and then a few years later we're turning it into your stupid friend that pretends to know the answer to every question

I combat negative self talk with I Think You Should Leave bits. "ugh I'm such a piece of shit" turns into "I USED to be a piece of shit." Follow for more mental health tips.

fire the team responsible for the most popular new game in years, scrap completed movies for tax cuts, lay off your award-winning journalists, and waltz away with the money all our media industries are get rich quick schemes for MBAs who got into careers they deeply disrespect and do not understand

@blacksmoke1033.bsky.social posted an awesome photo of his adorable chickens and I thought they looked like an epic chicken hydra! So I grabbed my paints and got to work. Behold! The fluffy Orpington hydra! Dare you offer them a delicious berry?! #chickens #watercolor #art

Snow day

If I were a Severance innie I would be so pissed at the other me for eating bad food and giving me work diarrhea all the time.

Watched the first episode of Severance and sure it seems bad BUT there’s like no commute and you’re only there for 8 hours instead of 9 unlike how most jobs make you work to make up for your lunch.

did valentines a day late because neither of us were feeling up to it Friday, but DAMN. This was great.

Sat next to a really sweet old lady on my flight who I had a nice conversation with however she also saw me die to a dark souls 3 crab and pointed at my steam deck and went "did that crab kill you"

Really great partners lean into your hyperfixations. 💕

ANYWAY I hung out with some friends tonight and streamed Death Stranding for them on Discord and kicked this oke all the way from the bath upstairs at Heartman’s house down the stairs and all the way to the lake below it and that was nice and fun.

Me trying to sleep: My brain: "If Bob from Bob's Burgers was in a Kojima game would he be called Burger Flipman?"

Give it up for the woman who fucked Curzon Dax to death

That rug really tied the room together.

this is something i actually somehow Didn't get in trouble for. when I was 14 i noticed that there was a "Students All" e-mail address, so i made a crude looping flash cartoon about a frog and sent it to everyone. for some reason, this message was not deletable, and attempting to delete it would -

Classical Meme Appreciation over fine wine and bubble pipes

You: They did the math. Me: ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵈⁱᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒⁿˢᵗᵉʳ ᵐᵃᵗʰ You: What was that? Me: Nothing. Me three hours later in a whisper: ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵍʳᵃᵛᵉʸᵃʳᵈ ᵍʳᵃᵖʰ

@utka42.bsky.social This is an actual painting that I own for a multitude of reasons, but mainly earl gray rules and also Jean Luc is there.

Oh So they do understand what deadnaming is huh? 🤔

Any time someone complains of hiring discrimination from now on, they should be forced to do a full shift in whatever industry they are complaining about.

Marsha P. Johnson (1945-1992) was one of the most prominent figures of the gay rights movement of the 1960s and 1970s in New York City. She was an important advocate for homeless LGBTQ+ youth, those effected by H.I.V. and AIDS, and gay and transgender rights.

Aw, heck. I found it! www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/...

Bummer

no the fuck we are NOT making “LGBQ+” a thing and if I see any of you motherfuckers using that acronym it’s on sight Marsha P. Johnson did not smash in the windshield of a police car for this

Happening now: protestors at the Tesla dealership in Seattle's South Lake Union. Organizers say it's part of a nationwide call for a boycott "in light of CEO Elon Musk’s unhinged crime spree against the American people."

Eden isn’t on call tonight after all! We’ll be able to play, tonight at 6:30 pm CST~