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merpyderp.bsky.social
ABDL guy in Philly | Switchy AF | 28 | 18+ NSFW One day I'll find a Daddy, but till then I'm gonna be a chaotic brat and I'm making it everyone else's problem 😈😈
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I need some more ABDL romance in my life. For those of you who have ABDL partners, how did you meet, and what's your favorite thing about them? For those of you who don't, you should respond to my Hinge profile prompt 😜. Happy Valentine's Day!

I put yet another boy back into diapers for the first time. Who's next? 😈 @aust13.bsky.social

I guess you don't really have a need for this anymore, huh @dmitrypup.bsky.social ?

I um.... Wow. 😳

Yeah bro, all it took was two weeks of sun stickers to get these bad boys back. What, like potty training is hard?

Every now and again, I'll get a real dud of a first ABDL meetup: cagey and weird and only interested in "going back to my place." It makes me so happy I have real friends who appreciate when I get dressed up cute for them ❀️

I'm looking for a cute boy for my New Year's kiss at midnight tonight. Preferably in thick soggy diapers and bouncing on my knee.

🎢I'm dreaming of a wet Christmas With soggy pampers hanging low In their sleep they're pissin' While good boys listen To their bedwetter hypno I said, I'm dreaming of a wet Christmas With every chastity cage I set May your days be squirmy, don't fret! And may all your Christmas' be wet🎢🎢

It's the season of giving, and Daddy is here to give you boys what you REALLY want! Comment "Naughty" (for bullying) or "Nice" (for praise), and repost this message, and Daddy will respond! But be warned, I can be mean/effusive/squirm-inducing. Let's spread some Christmas cheer (and jeers)!

Isn't it maddening when you meet a switch who uses the same "Daddy" lines as you? You know exactly what's coming, but now you get to feel how brain-melting it is to be on the other side.

Cool diaper facts with merpy: If you pour poppers down your diaper, you can use them like a diffuser for when someone snoofs.

Apparently, the universe also knows what kind of underwear I wore to class this morning

Thankful for all the wonderful, kinky freaks I call my friends and community. Life is too short not to have friends who will pee their pants with you. Or for you. 😈

I can't believe your dad still makes me wear a diaper when I stay the night at your house. You pee ONE bed six times and all of a sudden you're the "bedwetter friend" who needs to "relearn potty training".

Quick everyone, point and laugh at the giant diaper baby! I bet he'd *hate* that.