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im writing SEO type stuff about mainstream youtube and tiktok stars for a gig and learning about this kind of thing makes me long for death

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this is happening now! come hang out

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i conceptualized and co-wrote Fledgling Manor, which features: 🦇 vampires 🦇 2000s reality show vibes 🦇 M, F, and NB romance options 🦇 class struggle 🦇 a Christian vampire who wants to turn vampire society into some kind of megachurch shopping mall store.steampowered.com/app/3238510/...

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life tip: you get to decide what counts as success. for instance you can say you are trying to look like a strange creature and then take pride in acocmplishing yuor goal

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showing gustave flaubert baldur's gate 3 and inspiring him to write a sequel to madame bovary about a woman whose obsession with astarion leads her to financial ruin

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My cat Bobbie just stole a piece of lettuce from my salad and tried to eat it. She then spit it out in disgust and looked at me like it was my fault. I don’t have a photo of her with the lettuce, but here is one of her yesterday looking real guilty when I caught her sticking a dirty paw in my tea.

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i dont like it when things happen. thats a slippery slope to more things happening

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several of my exes are married with children now but the joke’s on them because i am a niche microblogging celebrity

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Tryin' to imagine makin' a billion dollars scribblin' about baby wizards and whatnot, then sittin' in my castle, rage-tweetin' at trans people all day. Guuurl you won at life. It's cool to just sign out and take everyone your ass has ever known to Wingstop.

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Clamp remains undefeated

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📣 LETS GET THIS ROMCHIP FUNDRAISER STARTED! 📣 Master of Ceremonies @textfiles.com welcomes the crowd and shares gems from the Internet Archive. $20+ donations to enter the raffle for a copy of The Game That Never Ends courtesy of @mitpress.bsky.social JOIN ON TWITCH: buff.ly/4hgQtAg

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didn't think of this but given that their audience is mainly people 55+ i think that's a real possibility

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why do they post instagram stories gradient backgrounds with text instead of just text posts. is it because twitter prioritized images or because they're crossposting from ig or what

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here is friday's free comic on my patreon! you can get comics every day of the week for $3 a month. if 0.5% of my followers became new members it would change a lot for me ✌️ patreon.com/merrittk

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drimnking a coffee with collagen… a delightfull beverage that helps me hit my macros also :)

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no one is coming to save you. people are only coming to kill you and take all of your stuff

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they arrested Ziz lol

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in this economy?

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"getting paid, baby. thats the best thing there is. cash money" - ishmael

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hey did you guys know i wrote a warhammer 40,000 story about a chaos space marine who gets flung into a future where there's no imperium or chaos gods or war anymore www.patreon.com/collection/6...

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feels nice to have a sketchbook and just be putting lines down and relaxing and not worrying so much about my skill not matching my ambition yet

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oh to be a guy hanging out with another guy, hitting each ohter with 2x4s... maybe kissing a little,, who knows

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do you think jeopardy does drug testing

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i wrote about the technological and social shifts that had to occur to make “gooner” a legible insult passionfru.it/what-is-goon...

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Hooters is going out of business because of AI brests

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all i need to be happy is 2-3x my income and an apartment nearby all of my friends and critical and commercial success and regular dick from an evil elf is that so much to ask

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how do you do a meme coin rug pull. not because im going to do that i just want to know the various ways they try to trick you and what the strategies are to do it successfully

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there was book coverage, yeah. coverage of indie games basically does not exist anymore unfortunately outside of streams/youtube which isn't great for visual novels. we didn't expect FM to make much but we also released at a bad time so we got no press despite sending out a few dozen keys

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From deep within his fabled cursed library @seanbaby.bsky.social has brought The Joy Of The Quickie for you. It's a list of fun places to have public sex, like an AA meeting and the dump! 1900hotdog.com/2025/02/fuck...

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new york! february 25th is your last chance to see me do one (1) backflip live before i decide that the show is old and hack and i'm tired of doing it. or, i die. come on out! www.eventbrite.com/e/demi-adeju...

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making stuff is not actually that lucrative as it turns out

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here is friday's free comic on my patreon! you can get comics every day of the week for $3 a month. if 0.5% of my followers became new members it would change a lot for me ✌️ patreon.com/merrittk

im writing SEO type stuff about mainstream youtube and tiktok stars for a gig and learning about this kind of thing makes me long for death

this is happening now! come hang out

life tip: you get to decide what counts as success. for instance you can say you are trying to look like a strange creature and then take pride in acocmplishing yuor goal

showing gustave flaubert baldur's gate 3 and inspiring him to write a sequel to madame bovary about a woman whose obsession with astarion leads her to financial ruin

My cat Bobbie just stole a piece of lettuce from my salad and tried to eat it. She then spit it out in disgust and looked at me like it was my fault. I don’t have a photo of her with the lettuce, but here is one of her yesterday looking real guilty when I caught her sticking a dirty paw in my tea.

i dont like it when things happen. thats a slippery slope to more things happening

several of my exes are married with children now but the joke’s on them because i am a niche microblogging celebrity

Tryin' to imagine makin' a billion dollars scribblin' about baby wizards and whatnot, then sittin' in my castle, rage-tweetin' at trans people all day. Guuurl you won at life. It's cool to just sign out and take everyone your ass has ever known to Wingstop.

Clamp remains undefeated

📣 LETS GET THIS ROMCHIP FUNDRAISER STARTED! 📣 Master of Ceremonies @textfiles.com welcomes the crowd and shares gems from the Internet Archive. $20+ donations to enter the raffle for a copy of The Game That Never Ends courtesy of @mitpress.bsky.social JOIN ON TWITCH: buff.ly/4hgQtAg

didn't think of this but given that their audience is mainly people 55+ i think that's a real possibility

why do they post instagram stories gradient backgrounds with text instead of just text posts. is it because twitter prioritized images or because they're crossposting from ig or what

here is friday's free comic on my patreon! you can get comics every day of the week for $3 a month. if 0.5% of my followers became new members it would change a lot for me ✌️ patreon.com/merrittk

drimnking a coffee with collagen… a delightfull beverage that helps me hit my macros also :)

no one is coming to save you. people are only coming to kill you and take all of your stuff

they arrested Ziz lol

in this economy?

"getting paid, baby. thats the best thing there is. cash money" - ishmael

hey did you guys know i wrote a warhammer 40,000 story about a chaos space marine who gets flung into a future where there's no imperium or chaos gods or war anymore www.patreon.com/collection/6...

feels nice to have a sketchbook and just be putting lines down and relaxing and not worrying so much about my skill not matching my ambition yet

oh to be a guy hanging out with another guy, hitting each ohter with 2x4s... maybe kissing a little,, who knows

do you think jeopardy does drug testing

i wrote about the technological and social shifts that had to occur to make “gooner” a legible insult passionfru.it/what-is-goon...

Hooters is going out of business because of AI brests

all i need to be happy is 2-3x my income and an apartment nearby all of my friends and critical and commercial success and regular dick from an evil elf is that so much to ask

how do you do a meme coin rug pull. not because im going to do that i just want to know the various ways they try to trick you and what the strategies are to do it successfully

there was book coverage, yeah. coverage of indie games basically does not exist anymore unfortunately outside of streams/youtube which isn't great for visual novels. we didn't expect FM to make much but we also released at a bad time so we got no press despite sending out a few dozen keys

From deep within his fabled cursed library @seanbaby.bsky.social has brought The Joy Of The Quickie for you. It's a list of fun places to have public sex, like an AA meeting and the dump! 1900hotdog.com/2025/02/fuck...

new york! february 25th is your last chance to see me do one (1) backflip live before i decide that the show is old and hack and i'm tired of doing it. or, i die. come on out! www.eventbrite.com/e/demi-adeju...

making stuff is not actually that lucrative as it turns out

here is friday's free comic on my patreon! you can get comics every day of the week for $3 a month. if 0.5% of my followers became new members it would change a lot for me ✌️ patreon.com/merrittk

how do i make money off of being the most followed person on bluesky dot com

it takes my shoes off and throws them in the lake