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can't believe my Walmart order of a coke and some pringles came with a free switch 2

being intimidated by bluesky is so funny. yeah i keep getting my ass kicked every time i go to bath and body works

Sui-chaaaan #art

the thing about the TACO question is that in context, it's incredibly hilarious, which unfortunately means shitlibs are going to run it into the ground and it's going to be cringe by the end of the week and then probably some unfunny and embarrassing opening skit on colbert next tuesday

fyad wrong again????? who would have thought

Speedrunners love to put "Best Possible Time" in their splits but then you watch them and they're having the worst possible time.

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A story about why Democrats are losers, in four parts.

why would we have these devices attempt to balance their battery life, that would be stupid

how do you deal with the fact that the united states has about 20% of the overall population that lives in an entirely different fake reality

been casually replaying castlevania circle of the moon and holy shit it's easily the worst igavania to me it was blasted on release as being impossible to see due to it's use of dark colors and the GBA's lack of backlight, but not being able to see anything is the least of the game's problems

the official nendoroid item number for the judy hopps figure lol

there's a small subset of people here who are driven mad whenever they aren't allowed to quote or reply to something. they think everything they see on their phone is their property and they just short-circuit. they'll bust through the floorboards to yell at you. it's really something to see

Alma takes it serious

the entire dnc are losers addicted to losing primary all of them, get rid of all of them

the most focus group tested announcement ever, and whatever the hell a "frog-type" game is it'll be mid as hell after three years of development and sony will shutter the studio within two weeks of release

finished lunar silver star story remastered last night a treasure of a game I never finished when I was younger back half of the game gets pretty rough, with regular battles taking forever and overstay their welcome and a final boss that takes multiple turns and has multiple moves that just kill

GTA VI delayed until 2026 after developers realised they’d made the game in second person perspective by mistake

bare shelf summer let's fucking goooooooooooooooooo lmao

it's true, our concerns of today will look overwrought in "a year or two" because every action will be Worse in Every Possible Way

It is very funny to see the flags raised about the upcoming shipping collapse in the US and not see it mentioned at all in the news (Because they know they'll get more out of farming the outrage stories when our shelves go empty this summer lmao) zero integrity, all vibes

its pierre poiliover 😔

cluck schumer - you know, cuz he's a chicken

IT'S FINALLY HERE! The Sakura Wars 2 English Translation patch is now available to download! It’s been an honor to help translate what is one of my all-time favorite games as part of such a talented and hardworking team. I hope you’ll all enjoy it as much as I do. segaxtreme.net/resources/sa...

The app had an update, that fixed the awful battery life, and brought back the PIP button - those were among some of my personal top complaints subtitles are still broken in the PIP window, episode status still doesn't automatically update still might side-by-side Plex and Jellyfin to compare

ok im sold

within the year, some dumbass at the NYT is going to propose the lying machines should have guaranteed healthcare and more rights than all of us in this country

holy shit, I might actually drop Plex because of how bad the "new" experience app is

There's that famous study where people were asked to sit in an empty room but they had a button where they could shock themselves and one dude shocked himself 190 times in fifteen minutes and that's how I feel clicking "place your order" on my target cart