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my wife just thought me that handshakes are not in fact a domitation/humiliation ritual apparently i’ve been doing it wrong because i’ve always tried to break the knuckles of my opponent in order to win i don’t think this is an indicator of anything #neurotypicalprivilege

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when i say ”on the dead homies” i mean kaworu from evangelion

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im gonna catch you in a net then me and all of my buddies are gonna beat you with sticks

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a simple way to dodge the autism allegations is to preemptively accuse everyone else of having autism

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all my posts here are just prepping for my insanity defense in case i lose it and glass someone

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i can be dangerous and unstable, i love being dangerous and unstable, i haven’t taken my meds since october and im starving for raw human flesh

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it’s nice to be periodically reminded that i can’t trust anyone, people are vultures that want to see me dead i met this room temp iq motherfucker once like 2 years ago and now he’s trying to separate from my support system i should separate him from his fucking neck

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a fat, balding, mentally handicapped, rapist ginger that can’t drive, doesn’t have a job, was breastfed until age 14 and also can’t read is is insulting me behind my back because he doesn’t have a backbone and is scared of confrontation. guess what hoe i love confrontation and i know where you live

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i love that movie so fucking much i can’t put it into words last time i watched it i cried at several points

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im nonverbal rn

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im gonna climb inside john malcovich head and make him carve wooden spoons and spatulas and the likes

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i spent all day carving a spatula from a piece of leftover wood in my ikea package from 2 years ago

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i got my charger back all is forgiven

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meanspo luther king jr

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the bug youtuber im watching is misgendering his giant centipede:/

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also i’m sorry but #bugsmut has been forced to take the backseat due to ”mental health” and the likes, i promise to get back to it when i’m not on the brink of doing something really dope that will land me in the hall of fame

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can you tell i don’t actually know anything about crypto i just think the concept is really funny and absurd

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$Demoncoin

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im real sorry if my bloodlust and thirst for vengeance is off putting to you guys i don’t mean anything by it :)

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my wife is mad that i keep calling her ”gay boy” and ”stinky” what should i do?

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im staffing my e-coin startup exclusively with emotionally withdrawn, violent men who are are ”able to make difficult decisions”

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my therapist says i should try pushing people away before they get the opportunity to abandon me, she thinks it would allow me to gain some control

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i think a car crash might feel good if you’re mentally prepared

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10% of all our grain is going straight to our doctors just for them to misgender me to my face. i know i don’t look like a woman why do you think im here fucking retard i hate the king for stealing 10% of my grain im still being misgendered by so called medical professionals (fucking witch doctors)

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man sitting next to me on the bus, undoubtedly a pedophile

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doctors feel like tupac everytime they misgender a patient, that’s like a moneyspread for them

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are people actually into lolcows? do they think it’s socially acceptable? you’re a fucking weirdo freak!!! send a death threat to your local politicians instead pussy

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those motherfucking self screening tests don’t work fuck the last two weeks ive been exactly the same since i was born i was 5 years old putting out cigarettes on my wrist listening to nine inch nails

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what’s in my bag? -a polaroid of irene svenonius -a copy of the catcher in the rye -a surprise tool that will come in handy later

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• cognitive behavioural therapy

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2025 top baby names scapegoat eusexua broken glass pestilence clara henry oathbreaker stickvapen greep

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guess who is taking precious taxpayer money to faint in therapy today again?

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i admit it, im the zodiac killer. i also did jfk, yeah that was me

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what am i doing here? i belong in a parking garage attached to a mall, smoking glue out of a pipe made from a beer can i shouldn’t be paying taxes and seeing doctors, i should be stealing pills from my older relatives and spraypainting genitalia onto cars what the fuck!!! what have they done to me

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the world is ending right? like we can all agree this is it?

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reoccurring dreams of being stalked and kidnapped

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summer 2020 i listened to this song very much and didn’t sleep for several days. i was in charge of feeding my grandmas chickens open.spotify.com/track/1kPpge...

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yup all my organs are failing. i probably have cancer now because of how mean i was i high school

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