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metarract.stupididiot.club
danger is my middle name but it's a bit of a misnomer programming / game dev / left / whatever
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people should say "jumpin' jehoshaphat!" more often

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

got served this ad on reddit and i genuinely have no fuckin clue what this inscrutable piece of shit is it looks like a damn beyblade

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

might go chase some waterfalls today, kinda sick of these rivers and lakes that i'm used to tbh

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

i hope this email doesn't find you at all. i hope u have to spend ur whole fuckin life searching for it, to only be one step behind. i hope you feel lacking fuck you

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

"hey do you guys use <software> for your deployments? a sec patch came out for it, when's a good off-hour time to update it?" "we can set up a meeting to go over this if you'd like" no no i would not fucking like that just answer the damn question

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

i cannot get over this video, this person made a work of art and they had absolutely no way of knowing at the time

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

hey team can we tighten up the graphics on level 3, no worries if not haha

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

pov ur dr robotnik turning over a new leaf

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

i can't believe jd vance dropped a comically large anvil on the pope flattening him into a pancake with his little pope fingers and toes sticking out

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

bro what i just wanted to make a calzone

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

as a kid i always said that i would never succumb to the dark arts, but nobody told me just how ALLURING they were

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

my adhd ass at 4:00: "i definitely did not take my meds yet because i ALWAYS set a timer for when they wear off, i better take em now" my adhd ass at 4:30: "*shaking* awh fuck"

submitted 87 days ago • 1 comment

i never played tomodachi but i sure watched a lot of it, so i'm excited to finally have the chance to ruin the virtual lives of a bunch of fucked up little freaks

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

literally the only outside thing i did in the past week was go pick up a pizza and now i think i have the flu lmao time to turn up the heated blanket and watch some jerma i guess, wish me luck

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

listen i know i've been letting myself go but there's no need for name calling

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments