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Jim/Blackjack | 29 | He/Him | Bi 18+ Only, Minors DNI Recently spotted goat demon cryptid living in the Rocky Mtns. Artist and 3D Modeler. If you use AI to make images or music you don't get to go to heaven.
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When do we reach the bottom?

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Through the fire and the flames we carry on. 🔥

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

"Oh you're sleeping on this." "You're really sleeping on this one." yes please just let me nap I am very eepy.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Women always wanting cheese.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Baader-Meinhoffing myself into drawing parallels between my brother's internet drama and the Saeculum Obscurum after listening to a single history YouTuber video.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Applying for positions such as "skittering ambient dungeon creature" and "filler RPG character (non-story)" in hopes of finding an easy part time gig.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

They're saying that a crow is gonna eat the sun and usher in an eternal night when we all know the destruction of the fourth sun will see the earth blown apart by the great winds. They must think we're stupid.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

I can’t remember if I ever posted this here, so I’m posting it anyways: this post on the old site was my 5 minutes of being a niche microcelebrity lmaoooo

submitted 67 days ago • 11 comments

This is ten percent duck Twenty percent krill Fifteen percent concentrated Dr. Phil

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

If you follow me and you have an AI profile picture, I hold a little trial when I'm about to block you and I always find you guilty.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Proselytizing Atlyss like it's my religion. Got two more converts today alone. Have YOU heard the good news of our Lord and Savior Angela Flux?

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Scene: Man delivers a "Shoulder Angel/Devil" soliloquy, but he and the devil (who looks like him) get really hung up on the fact his shoulder angel is a woman (who also kinda does), all the while she is just trying to keep them both on task.

submitted 89 days ago • 1 comment

"It's better not to have a comma here." Just process the words, word processor. I am the AUTHOR. I will place my superfluous punctuation wherever I please.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

"One pound of the Carve n' Serve, please. Dinner cut." I say, smirking as I watch these rubes hauling massive raw birds to the checkout line.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Experiencing madness; Trying to explain a story I have made up that is PERFECTLY ORDERLY in my head but when I speak, the words out of my mouth make me sound like the ancient mariner, grabbing the arm of a passerby to relay my incomprehensible tale of doom and woe.

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

They were in high school at the same time. Do you think Shrek stuffed WoW into a locker?

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

Super proud of this poster I made for an event in SecondLife! Can't wait to party with the #AriesBluff guild! 🐐

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

road trip

submitted 130 days ago • 20 comments