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Mikky by Name, Bellend by Nature. MUFC Okey Dokey. Prayer is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
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Would be a little bit funny if Arsenal drop out the Top 5

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Can we?

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Sky advertising the increase in TV games next year. As if I want to watch MORE football live.

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That new (extended) Bluey episode is excellent

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Be boring, and counter

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Hahahaha Maguire

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Dark day when Citeh overtake Arsenal

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Did Leeds need to copy Liverpool’s homework for the stadium ‘modernisation’?

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Jealous of all the reds in Bournemouth today

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You see last night and you think ‘why the fuck would you ever knock down OT’.

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In Pluto rn

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Hahahahahahaha

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Bodo fucking gimp

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This stupid fucking club

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Wish we’d show this attention to detail in the PL (tactics wise) but that’s for next year!

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Fucking hell

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Nothing they’ve said has been particularly bad but can the commentary team PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR 2 MINUTES. My god. Verbal diarrhoea. Let the pictures breathe.

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My biggest criticism of Hojlund is that he doesn’t know how to protect/shield the ball. Constantly presents the opposition with a chance to knick it

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Vanessa Kirby is FIT. More when I get it.

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That new Utd kit looks more like the 02/03 shirt than the 96-98 shirt they were going for.

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So glad they got rid of away goals. Means this tie has *some* life to it.

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We never do well against physically strong teams.

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I like Zirkzee

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Been ages since white shorts and white socks?!

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4k cams

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Rapist

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First episode of Black Mirror is fucked :/

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

We were right to replace DDG. We were wrong to sign Onana. See, not hard.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

No chemistry between Hojlund and Garnacho at all.

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Surely there’s a cheap no.2 somewhere sitting on the bench who does the basics?! We’re overthinking what we need in a keeper. Just get a fucking competent one.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Give up. You can play like prime Brazil, but what is the point if the keeper fucks up?

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Oh Rasmus

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Fuck Matic.

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“At least I got to say slurs again,” the finance guy who never stopped saying slurs thinks to himself as he opens his 37th story office window and looks at the sidewalk below.

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do you want me to lap dance for you, tariff?

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Erect for this.

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104% 😭

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This happened round the corner from me 'rents house. Hardly ever had incidence like this in my 30 years living there. I'm still fuming about what this man had to endure in his final hours. Those kids are pure evil.

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

Happy anniversary!

submitted 29 days ago • 12 comments

Seen a clip of Rio calling out Keane and Neville and he’s spot on. They criticised the manager for being too open. He then plays more defensive against City and gets called out for that too. Keane/Neville just have it in for him for some reason. Both can do one. So can Rio tbf but he’s right on this

submitted 29 days ago • 4 comments

Remember seeing some clamouring for Ruud to be United manager haha. Ruben hasn't been perfect, far from it, but jesus. Some of our supporters never learn.

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

FIGHT HOJLUND! JUMP HIGHER!

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

I see Chelsea are cooking again. Cooking the fucking books.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

How about you Switch 2 studying the Holy Bible

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