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fun and romantic couple activities 💗

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sometimes im not high but i feel high. like i see stuff and dont understand it so i just stare for a while. dead sober today at the goodwill spaced out reading pigbangbang over and over.

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

little debbie's haunted house

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

Javier works in the Salinas, CA area connecting irrigation pipes. It's a tough job, but it supports my family. I'm the father of two daughters. They are good students. Thanks to my job as an irrigator, I can help them continue with their education. #WeFeedYou

submitted 14 hours ago • 7 comments

i need to customize my lobotomy experience

submitted 20 hours ago • 3 comments

getting dark a little later has provided me with new opportunities to walk around the yard with my hands clasped behind my back, examining the garden #springmoves

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

getting a pressure release switch installed in my head like an instapot

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internet shit itself right when i was gonna buy bootleg lewis hamilton ferrari merch....the devil works fast but i am persistent

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Spending hours making cute little plaster moulds of all my coworkers then smashing them to bits in the break room

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

the untouchable dancer #capydraws

submitted 3 days ago • 37 comments

Currently in the Procreate

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

despite work im v happy i can have coffee again tomorrow

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

i made gluten free pancakes instead which came out better than gluten pancakes tbh (no pics bc i ate them all)

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

i am going to teach my cat asl

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

if i were hot i'd definitely use my powers for evil

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

i need glasses now that things are annoyingly blurry and i swear it was like blood in the water at the eye doc. They were ready to bleed my ass dry having me look at different frames without telling me how much anything was

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

go birds.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

banana ball was simultaneously made for kids and horny moms

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youre too late mister bond im already high and scared

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Gundam with wood paneling

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

My personality in a meme

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

i just need to feel ok and not sick sick for more than a week please god

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Little sketch I did a while ago #art #sketchart #queerartist

submitted 7 days ago • 36 comments

im eating so many gluten free oreos the second my stomach stops being on fire

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

moomin is more like a frightening, action anime and less the cuddly children's show i expected (more Babar or Little Bear-esque)

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Press this button to trigger the Big One

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the medical system is so cool bc literally all the docs at a specialist clinic quit (over the past 2 years) and the only solution was to BUY a private practice. So now we're back up to one (1) doc when originally there were 3 but also that might only be part time :)

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

absolute perfection. Incomprehensible. I love my dearest himbo.

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my brain has a factory reset but it's located inside my pussy

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

NANCY PANEL BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER

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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller February 15,1950

submitted 11 days ago • 11 comments

if you spit in your phone’s charging port it gives you an easy 5%

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

ok ty aston martin for having a good music intro jesus

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

i swear to god if i’m getting sick i’m probably gonna do nothing. and lay in bed a lot

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I don't think anyone has ever brought up how depression can cause memory loss

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment