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"You look like your wife gives unenthusiastic handjobs!"

submitted 5 days ago • 43 comments

Omg, 😍. “This is a site for pictures of owls… in towels.” owlsintowels.org

submitted 20 days ago • 160 comments

Obsessed with this bird feeder

submitted 22 days ago • 4 comments

Book of Dre

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I'm thinking you're going to decipher this. Amirite?

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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

submitted 29 days ago • 73 comments

Why isn't a fleet of helicopters just called hellacopters

submitted 31 days ago • 9 comments

When the IT guy takes over my computer remotely

submitted 32 days ago • 226 comments

The PhD Theses of Richard Feynman, Marie Curie, Albert Einstein & Others, Explained with Illustrations

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A people that can no longer distinguish between truth and lies cannot distinguish between right and wrong. And such a people, deprived of the power to think and judge, is, without knowing and willing it, completely subjected to the rule of lies. With such a people, you can do whatever you want.

submitted 38 days ago • 95 comments

Cannot unthink: Bluebook Pope

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Flawless and damning: Republican ideology in a nutshell.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Passing this on as I am in 1,000,000,000-%!

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🪬🧿 #joke #jokes #meme #scotland #proclaimers

submitted 50 days ago • 10 comments

Hear me out…. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/24/s...

submitted 51 days ago • 557 comments

#PSA

submitted 54 days ago • 4 comments