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Oh sweet purpose, where art thou
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Don’t assume that just because you’re a vile, ugly, disgusting creature that I won’t kiss you on your forehead. I’m coming for that forehead.

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

How dare you make me think my own thoughts

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

If I ever say something stupid like “that’s too much cheese” please hit me in the face

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If you don’t cut the pizza, it only counts as one piece of pizza. Stay tuned for more health tips.

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Consciousness evolves from mind to soul to spirit and on, eventually touching infinity. When we inevitably reach the singularity, I hope I don’t have anyone’s balls in my face.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Time saving tip: Instead of saying “seize the day” just use the first letter of the word. For example “I’m gonna S the D”. Stay tuned for more tips on efficiency.

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Be a good neighbor. Break in and kiss them goodnight

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Your Venus is showing!

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Sure we’ve got dog parks, but what about frog parks?

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment