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Writer and Multimedia Artist (She/Her) No A/I, No N/F/Ts, 18+ https://linktr.ee/MettatheStoryteller
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Screeching into the void smashing monsters faces in with a hammer

THE REBRANDINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES!

Monster Hunter is a fun indulgence because if I actually were a hunter I'd die of cat allergies before I could ever get to a real monster.

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I do need to add that I started playing Wilds with trepidation. My computer is good, but it isn't "4k 100fps infinite Draw Distance" good. It plays and looks FAR BETTER than the Beta did. Trying to play the Beta was like watching a powerpoint presentation on a screen covered in mud.

The Drip is immaculate in Wilds. I can't wait until I get to Hunt for Glam. My Hammer Granny is supposed to be my Hunter from Tri after decades of living in Moga Village. The timing is probably wrong, but I also don't care. 💙 Maybe she's younger than she looks.

My Hammer Granny Monster Hunter

honestly i replayed The Beginner’s Guide again yesterday & have a lot of thoughts i might try and put down about coda’s m.o. as an artist & not quite “the humiliation of being known” or whatever, but rather the dehumanizing experience of being Deified

I have been a Switch Axe main since I started playing MonHun Tri on the Wii. But this time I have chosen Hammer as my primary weapon, because I crave smashing dragons in the face. Also bringing Hunting Horn as my side weapon so I can Doot while I Smash. 🎷🔨

Keyboard go brrrrrrrrrrr

A piece of concept art in the Art of Super Mario Odyssey book is overlaid with the text "Note: Relief is temporary." While it actually refers to the fact that the design of the relief carving is not finished, it inadvertently appears to make an existential statement instead.

This might be a radical concept but I don’t think anyone should feel like they need to justify why they like or don’t like a piece of media, literature, etc. Enjoy what you enjoy, ignore what you don’t. Be free.

I'm writing. It is neither glamorous nor interesting atm 💙 I think of it like mining. I'm digging out the clay. It's got sticks and rocks and bugs in it. When I'm done digging, I clean it. Then I sculpt it into something recognizable. Then I bake it. I guess that means I'm in the "Writing Mines"

How many vtubers can we find to join each other in trying out Tailside during next week?? AAAH I'M REACHING OUT TO ALL OF YOU! 😡🫶

Added cats and dogs to MakeRoom, how many can you spot? 👀 store.steampowered.com/app/2212670/...

Hello cozy gamers. Ciao. Hola. Hallo. 안녕하세요. 你好. こんにちは. 👀🦊☕️

Happy 32nd Anniversary, Star Fox! My Blender model recreation renders of the box art, promotional artwork, Title, & Game Over screens from Star Fox Snes. #starfox #snes #supernintendo #Nintendo #foxmccloud #Falco #Slippy #Peppy #Andross #arwing #blender #b3d #art #3dart

Also writing needs to be FASTER. I wrote 2k words two days ago and it's not even a drop in the bucket yet. Let me just roll my head on my keyboard and let the words fall out plz. I'll wear a beanie to cover the bruises. It's not like it isn't cold right now anyway.