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I’ve discovered I am a hoarder, by cleaning expired food from my pantry. Like… nothing gross. Old cans, boxes of Mac n cheese, self-rising flour from 2022. What the hell, me? What am I doing?

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Movies you've watched more than six times, using only gifs

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Incredible journalism.

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Ok. Enough winter, now.

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Dear @willmenaker.bsky.social @byyourlogic.bsky.social @chriswade.bsky.social @cushbomb.bsky.social PLEASE consider this for reading series on @chapotraphouse.bsky.social. Reading this hurt my brain.

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Who amongst us HASN’T accidentally’d the jobs and careers of some of the most irreplaceable people in our Nuclear power and military safety? Let he who is without oopsie cast the first stone.

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Idiots: I will hoard this fiat currency to protect myself from economic collapse Me, a genius: I bought these pieces of paper that say I own gold from an infomercial at 2 am to protect myself from economic collapse

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See here's how to do a headline. fortune.com/2025/02/13/e...

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How the hell is a Tom Lehrer album from 1965 STILL accurate?

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Jon Stewart asks why Democratic leaders think they need better messaging rather than better policies. House Leader Hakeem Jeffries replies their solution is "making the American people feel that we understand the pain that they've been in" — the exact thing Stewart was criticizing!

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You, an idiot: mad it’s called “Gulf of America” in maps Me, an intellectual genius:

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I made pork chops, yesterday. They were delicious. I left the leftovers in the oven overnight - forgot to put them in the fridge. I am so mad at me rn.

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IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE OH MY GOD

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Esperanto: I’m gonna be a universal language with only regular verbs and strict sentence structure! Mandarin: 拿着我的啤酒

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No matter when you bring up Democratic Party corruption, it's always the "wrong time." Before an election? "sToP diViDiNg tHe pArTy!" After an election? "wE gOttA fOcUs oN uNiTy!" This is how an oligarchy manufactures consent: by making accountability impossible and your blind loyalty mandatory.

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Elon’s new AI

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Excuse me while I vent for a moment SHE IS THE APPROPRIATIONS CHAIR. SHE CAN SUBPOENA OFFICIALS, HOLD TELEVISED HEARINGS, HOLD UP ANYONE’S FUNDING, ZERO OUT THE WHITE HOUSE’S FUCKING ICE CREAM AND DIET COKE BUDGET, AND ENFORCE THE APPROPRIATIONS LAWS THAT ARE THE SOURCE OF HER PERSONAL POWER.

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apparently these are real in germany lol

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Accounts with a fictional character in an offensive hat/shirt generally have better opinions and more informed takes than anyone with an actual headshot. I call this the Shitfuckturddickassfart Paradox

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It’s not 4D chess. It’s barely 1D chess. They just insist on playing -3D chess, so they’re constantly amazed.

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