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Created by Lockheed Martin to impregnate your dad They/them 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Owner/perfumer behind Hoshi Gato
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TikTok is suppressing content about the executive orders signed last night. You should start posting those videos here to the video feed.

I reserved several more names on Neptune, including Foxbusiness Foxandfriends Jessewatters JoeRoganExperience Thejoeroganexperience

Spread it open and flick ✌️the bean 🫘 I’m Joanne Prada the pussy queen 👑

Usernames I copped on Neptune pissqueen mpregking mpregnable foxbusiness foxandfriends candiceowens (spelled wrong 🙃) jessewatters MewMewHakusho

“Donate all of your blood” is my new favorite way to tell someone to fuck off.

The Sonic movies are the only time I’ve ever found Eggman or Jim Carrey attractive But with every new movie I’m more and more convinced that his heart is taken 💔 #sonic #sonicthehedgehog #stobotnik

No cancer treatment for kids but at least Elon’s deepfake porn is safe I fucking hate this country

THAT WAS FUCKIN EPIC #sonic3

Yesterday it was revealed that a real estate pricing software company stole $3 billion a year from renters across America. No one involved in that crime will even meet a single cop, much less this.

Going to see #sonic3 tonight so none of yall tumblr bitches can spoil it for me

A lot of conservative news outlets and politicians frame our lack of access to basic needs as a “government efficiency issue” But are insurance companies really efficient or are they just operating on profit motive? Those aren’t the same thing. www.tiktok.com/t/ZTY96QedP/

Broke: Sleeping with your abuser Woke: Enemies to lovers ❤️

We should get #jurynullification trending. No reason, just a word of the day type beat

As a rural leftist, nothing is more frustrating than the misunderstanding blue state leftists have of red states. See how conservatives are happy about the UH CEO? I talk to these ppl everyday. They want what we want, and they’ll vote for populism if it’s presented (even if it’s fake populism).

You know that rule about the urinals? People should follow that with treadmills too

All the DL conservative commentators when that photo of the united healthcare assassin was released

Every teacher in America going to school with a target on their back: *price of doing business, shoulda got a real job* ONE CEO gets shot:

Oh so he’s HAWTTT Not guilty 🧑‍⚖️

sitting in a waiting room this morning while my partner had a 6 hour long cancer removal surgery when I saw the news that the insurance CEO was shot. Im paying out of pocket because the best alternative for us is partial coverage @ 1000 a month with a 15000 deductible. Anyway heres a unrelated comic

Why does god give his most 007 assassins to the lowest profile targets?

I think Donald Trump really wants to turn America into an isolated state like North Korea. I know that sounds like overly paranoid garbage but the shit he’s doing makes no sense. It doesn’t make sense from a capitalist perspective or a populist one. Idk who he’s trying to appeal to here besides KJU

This app has a lot of Facebook memes on it lol You’d think a new app would have new material but it’s just a bunch of people reposting the same garbage they post everywhere else.

The cycle of me trying to make friends: 1. Download app 2. Get invited to 3 polycules with people who have more eyes than teeth. 3. Delete app

My husband took all the super soldier vaccines in the army so whenever he gets a little headache I get laid up in bed with the plague 😷

I used to know Evan Stanley back in the earlier deviantArt days. I saw their account right when I was scrounging the AU tags and the first page of GoTF were freshly out. When I was teaching, I told my kids that. They went nuts for it. We made field trips to the library just to get the IDF 1/2

Not to start beef but I hate that all the “steal someone else’s joke and repost it like it’s my own” accounts migrated here. God being the main one. It was cool in 2015 but now it’s annoying

Our Small Business Saturday Sale is happening today! We’ll be going live on TikTok playing Stardew and answering questions! Our TikTok: hoshi_gato

My dad watches nothing but Fox News and here’s a bit of propaganda no one is talking about. The reason they think Trump is a class hero is because they’re telling everyone profit sharing and employee owned businesses are Republican capitalist values. He won’t acknowledge this is textbook socialism.

After Dobbs I drew several unflattering portraits of the conservative Supreme Court. Only two of which made it past sketches. This one is Clarence Thomas as a furry drag queen. (The other is Kavanaugh pregnant with Shadow the Hedgehog’s baby) My therapist said this was healthy

Drawing with a colored pencil go hard One time I found a blue pencil at work and it was great. Drew so much good shit. Then I lost it and had to go back to doing my job Think my boss took it?

Be an ally. 💜🩵🩷

The only time I’ve ever felt like I overdosed the garlic was when it was raw garlic in my guacamole. Even then, wasn’t bad, just a bit of a nose clearer. Good if you like wasabi lol

Literally going to Michigan to see my family partially just so I can restock on weed Indiana sucks lol

I was listening to an episode of Bandsplain on Paramore and they said something that popped out. Paramore almost called themselves Drop Dead, Gorgeous. I can only imagine the reason they didn’t is because there was already a very popular band by that name around. A band I already know, obv lol

Conservatives when they say you can’t be sure only citizens are voting without voter ID and I tell them I think all full time residents of the US should be able to vote regardless of legal status:

Whatever happened to putting little booties on the Turkey?

Interested to know what people think transphobia is because so many people claim that treating trans people like weird little monsters that prey on kids isn’t transphobic.

Sorry but who the fuck is calling the Ocean Spray cranberry sauce hotline? What do yall need to know how to open a can for?

My scent of the day is Death of a Strawberry so that my family can smell that I didn’t waste 5 years of my life becoming a perfumer instead of going back to teaching lol #thanksgiving #sotd