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back pain is so fucking miserable

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each day on this planet is worse than the last

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please message me with your emailif you wanna play fyad fantasy basket!!!!!!! we need people who are balaholics and who appreciate Eric Snow

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my chinese name means Beach Cup Lily Sun

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

each day on this planet is worse than the last

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Hammer Stro

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A thing that I think is passing a lot of people by is that Columbia is a place where there is a *lot* of Jewish life, progressive and otherwise, and calling the place "antisemitic" is another way of saying that progressive Jews are the real fascists, which I think is just despicable.

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the mayor is going to hanging me from my suspenders

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each day on this planet is worse than the last

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Barack Obama is our President? Heh, Looks like someone missed something in Ape Escape™

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Keep honking I’m listening to you honk

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that ending suckkkkkked booo TV BOO tv

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is Etro short for Hetero

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each day on this planet is worse than the last

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I should call her

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

5 other residences within throwing distance of my bedroom window ?? get rdy to taste my old breakfast,, balled up bandaids, cumbottles, etc

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each day on this planet is worse than the last

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Mysterious bleeding from feet? is it a sign?

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In the late 2020s, billionaires were hunted nearly to extinction. This grisly photo shows a mountain of billionaire skulls, driven by a growing market demand of wealth equity and human autonomy. The result was the end of the billionaire on Earth, with only a few surviving in captivity on Mars.

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DRACULA HAS RISEN FROM THE GRAVE

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each day on this planet is worse than the last

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what do you mean that you cant dip cotton into heavy oils to give it a bounce

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Think I know a lil about evolutionary biology, Prof. *puts on pinstripe fedora* its called "peacocking" and it gets me an HB8+ each wekend..

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each day on this planet is worse than the last

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I love kbeauty so much

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You guys are playing checkers and I’m playing knife checkers

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

We're controlled by farms

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each day on this planet is worse than the last

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man if i was a billionaire i could orchestrate a default and make a fucking extra billion dollars in derivatives

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👮🏿

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each day on this planet is worse than the last

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Check It Out: Search Google Images For "Kurt Cobain" doujinshi. SAFESEARCH SHOUDL BE ON!!! Trust me

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We have such sights to show you

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When your suit has 20 buttons 🙂

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each day on this planet is worse than the last

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Don't fall for it, don't look at NYFW, don't waste your attention on the raggedy chinese factory produced garments

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Two neuros diverged in a wood, and I— I forgot what I was doing, And that has made all the difference.

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I heard that rocker Axl Rose was blown to bits in an auto accident and cornrows were seen gruesomely dangling on a hiway sign elevation 20ft

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The other place that needs a little NBA... you guessed it... Caracas Venezuela!

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each day on this planet is worse than the last

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You can candy almost any plant but don't candy wild carrots because they're poisonous

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It's a fact that the white coffee filters strain out more fine particulate than the brown recycled filters

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BREAKING: Target rebrands their men's clothing line from Goodfellow to Proudboy

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

I don't deserve to have a cool gold chain

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

each day on this planet is worse than the last

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Ned S. Cornman: uh have some sensitivity, tim. now is not the time to talk about mass shootings. there was just a mass shooting.

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