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zaza & adhd meds got me feeling like special agent dale cooper

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Median voter

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Ahh, I’m a bug with my feet up and my hands behind my head and my remaining two hands are holding a toasted cheese sandwich

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SEAN EVANS: (spitting 10 cherry pits onto table) You wrote in your book you were a late bloomer and didn't start dating until your mid 20s. When you finally did do the nasty, how did it feel to Pop That Cherry? HELEN MIRREN: I don't think you'll find many celebrities agree to this new show.

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my breakdown of operator rental startup Protector, and some thoughts futurism.com/startup-prot...

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I can’t go to my apartment because I was assaulted Friday night by an alcoholic neighbor who killed his dogs & is threatening to shoot & kill everyone in the complex. I’m a trans woman in Texas & a low wage grad student, and going to be living out of hotels for a ~week. Anything rly helps 💕🐾💕🐾

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The difference between sex and making love is that in one, you feel your very soul connect with another human being in the most intimate way possible, by honking barn noises together with your barn tube stuck in her farm hole. I forget where I was going with this (still recovering from concussion).

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Hell yeah

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(Fact pops up on the TV) Oh damn dude, did you know this is the largest point differential since Superbowl, (spending nine minutes trying to read the roman numerals) Four Thousand

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IM GONNA BUST

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This is so fucking funny

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Hahahahahhhaha

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I'm liking this game so far

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Boobs commercial

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Honestly loving watching this

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Damn!

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Who could forget this timeless classic?

submitted 22 days ago • 7 comments

Let's go biiiiirrrrds

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Get on my fucken level bruh

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In a bizarre turn of events Donald Trump has made an actual cheeto the new president of the United States....

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Bro Mao was pregnant with reason

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I just got accepted to UCLA !! The Used Condom Lovers Association !!

submitted 31 days ago • 20 comments

My Dad told my Mom to pay $300 to get her Pussy De-Queefed or he was going to Divorce Her !! The Doctor was Mexican !! He had Three Eyes !!

submitted 30 days ago • 5 comments

has anyone else ever heard this song?

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Just remembered as a teenager i would put a plastic bag on my head and suffocate myself sometimes if i was bored

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Lfggg

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im hi and im on lime

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im hi

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Instead of interacting with LLMs I recommend having strange and vivid dreams every night

submitted 38 days ago • 5 comments

funniest thing Bob Dylan ever did was open an album with a song called "Political World" which opens with the line "We live in a political world"

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im optimistic about the future... things can only go up from here !!

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Authorize Task Baby? No Yes Permit Task Baby to crawl around files? No Yes Equip Task Baby with “Blues Brothers” sunglasses? No Yes Task Baby has initiated Cleansing Light Task Baby has sent Motivational Newsletter Task Baby has launched Christian Dropship Trucker Hat Enterprise

zaza & adhd meds got me feeling like special agent dale cooper

Median voter

Ahh, I’m a bug with my feet up and my hands behind my head and my remaining two hands are holding a toasted cheese sandwich

SEAN EVANS: (spitting 10 cherry pits onto table) You wrote in your book you were a late bloomer and didn't start dating until your mid 20s. When you finally did do the nasty, how did it feel to Pop That Cherry? HELEN MIRREN: I don't think you'll find many celebrities agree to this new show.

my breakdown of operator rental startup Protector, and some thoughts futurism.com/startup-prot...

The difference between sex and making love is that in one, you feel your very soul connect with another human being in the most intimate way possible, by honking barn noises together with your barn tube stuck in her farm hole. I forget where I was going with this (still recovering from concussion).

Hell yeah

(Fact pops up on the TV) Oh damn dude, did you know this is the largest point differential since Superbowl, (spending nine minutes trying to read the roman numerals) Four Thousand

IM GONNA BUST

This is so fucking funny

Hahahahahhhaha

I'm liking this game so far

Boobs commercial

Honestly loving watching this

Damn!

Who could forget this timeless classic?

Let's go biiiiirrrrds

Get on my fucken level bruh

In a bizarre turn of events Donald Trump has made an actual cheeto the new president of the United States....

Bro Mao was pregnant with reason

I just got accepted to UCLA !! The Used Condom Lovers Association !!

My Dad told my Mom to pay $300 to get her Pussy De-Queefed or he was going to Divorce Her !! The Doctor was Mexican !! He had Three Eyes !!

has anyone else ever heard this song?

Just remembered as a teenager i would put a plastic bag on my head and suffocate myself sometimes if i was bored

Lfggg

im hi and im on lime

im hi

Instead of interacting with LLMs I recommend having strange and vivid dreams every night

funniest thing Bob Dylan ever did was open an album with a song called "Political World" which opens with the line "We live in a political world"

im optimistic about the future... things can only go up from here !!

Authorize Task Baby? No Yes Permit Task Baby to crawl around files? No Yes Equip Task Baby with “Blues Brothers” sunglasses? No Yes Task Baby has initiated Cleansing Light Task Baby has sent Motivational Newsletter Task Baby has launched Christian Dropship Trucker Hat Enterprise

I'M ONLIME!!!!!

Me after all that has transpired