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you can pry the one-and-one from my cold dead hands www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBxJ...

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

This is Todd Parr's fault.

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

Sunday edition

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Who are you casting as Dave Brandon in the Toys Я Us movie

submitted 19 days ago • 7 comments

now it is time for the final money cannon push

submitted 21 days ago • 3 comments

Today in jokes we have spoken into existence: our first $13,000.10 #CharitibundiBowl donation

submitted 27 days ago • 9 comments

why was jon scheyer's best idea empty side iso

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

if my team lost like that in the final four with the overall number one pick I would be like "wow. not good."

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

PROCESS DOES NOT ALWAYS EQUAL RESULTS

submitted 44 days ago • 1 comment

Here's Grant's "hummingbird in a ziploc bag" analogy which sets Raf and Ian off on the jokes

submitted 44 days ago • 3 comments

season grade: A outlook grade: A+ If Dusty isn't leaving for Indiana, he's not leaving for a minute, and the guy put together a S16 team that got a banner out of two guys on the roster. LFG.

submitted 44 days ago • 6 comments

I think it's kind of unfair that Auburn is doing this

submitted 44 days ago • 6 comments

Auburn has seemingly remembered they are not Michigan

submitted 44 days ago • 5 comments

Enjoying the directionlessness of the ball in Michigan/Auburn. It is unbothered and untethered by gravity or man’s actions.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

oh my god we're CONCACAF

submitted 44 days ago • 1 comment

get 'em down in the dirt and make 'em stupid as you - ass half

submitted 44 days ago • 4 comments

I REPEAT

submitted 44 days ago • 3 comments

aaaaaaaaargh

submitted 44 days ago • 4 comments

oh is he asking for empathy?

submitted 44 days ago • 4 comments

lookin like michael jackson on his way to january 6

submitted 44 days ago • 9 comments

Here's the preview of tonight's Sweet Sixteen games. I like all the favorites, which sounds about right for the 2025 NCAA Tournament ($) statsbywill.substack.com/p/2025-mens-...

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Bad news: Michigan only plays stupid-ass games Good news: this is a stupid-ass game

submitted 50 days ago • 7 comments

Tough bucket from Tre Donaldson

submitted 50 days ago • 1 comment

AND Denard was the cover for more than a decade.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Roddy Gayle 3s, 20 Big Ten games: 3 Roddy Gayle 3s, this game: 4 ROPE A DOPE

submitted 50 days ago • 8 comments

Shot quality is a blowout but M is down 4 because they can't hit a bunny.

submitted 50 days ago • 3 comments

awright, house money let's see how long that attitude lasts

submitted 50 days ago • 1 comment

I need CBS to tell me how many times McNeese has cut the lead to 18.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

why did the insurance company unearth a 20 year old commercial about how the pig going "whee" over and over is really annoying, then play that commercial over and over?

submitted 50 days ago • 4 comments

Clarifying confusion and addressing misconceptions about the development of Ann Arbor's new comprehensive plan, by CM Akmon: "Ann Arbor's Comprehensive Plan Is Still Taking Shape—Here’s What You Need to Know" #A2Council

submitted 51 days ago • 3 comments

Bah: Michigan hockey is out of the tournament after Quinnipiac loses in OT to Cornell.

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submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

survive and advance

submitted 52 days ago • 10 comments

M is very large and opponent is not. Large number of UCSD threes have been jacks, more or less. TOs for the most part self-inflicted, as usual. Choke them out in the second half.

submitted 52 days ago • 3 comments

Michigan needs to slow everything down. TOs are how you lose.

submitted 52 days ago • 4 comments