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US attacks Iran. Does my bomb look big in this? The new Private Eye is out now

submitted 18 hours ago • 6 comments

Donald Trump is really just the character 'Goldmember' from the Austin Powers films, personified

submitted 17 hours ago • 11 comments

On this day in 1925, Meher Baba began his remarkable silence which lasted 44 years. Afterwards he said 'I'm never going to ask her about being a Vegan again.'

submitted 15 hours ago • 2 comments

“I like the way Reform combines nationalism and socialism” From the new Private Eye, in shops now.

submitted 14 hours ago • 9 comments

Keir Starmer is working tirelessly to find another benefits policy that the House of Commons can all hate

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

“I think he’d prefer if you did it with the shotgun, Ted…” #RupertLowe

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

These people live by a simple code: rules for thee, but not for me.

submitted 10 hours ago • 80 comments

As ever with Trump, looking too deeply for a strategic explanation of his actions is a mistake, writes ‘Lady Liberty’ in the new Private Eye, out today. 🧵1/3

submitted 9 hours ago • 4 comments

Dexy's Midnight Runners tribute to Alien

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submitted 1 day ago • 35 comments

Absolutely perfect example of 2000ad Nominative determinism for criminal activity. Love it.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

A racist, a sexual predator, a compulsive liar and a warmonger walk into a bar. Barman says, 'What can I get you Mr Trump?'

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

I can only offer our sincerest apologies and assure you that our training protocols have been updated.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

One very proud owner… #trump #iran #netanyahu

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

@captainhowdy.bsky.social found it!

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Flew back from Edinburgh this morning and the guy next to me started to be violently sick. So I reached for a bag, then put it over Piers Morgan’s head who was sat on the other side. Bloke perked right up after that.

submitted 2 days ago • 13 comments

How are you coping in the heatwave? Well, the Eye isn’t just a magazine, it can also double as a 48-page fan… once you’ve finished reading it of course. IT’S PRIVATE EYE WEEK!
 New issue in shops and with subscribers from Wednesday.

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

The madness of your bank posting relatable content for likes.

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

NEW: Huge protest in Karachi, Pakistan today in solidarity with Iran and in protest against the US and Israeli strikes. The crowd also demanded that the Pakistani government withdraw its nomination of Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize. (🎥 Dr Imran Sheikh)

submitted 3 days ago • 19 comments

Steven Seagal deserves more credit as you know in advance that any movie he stars in is shit so save a lot of time you might have otherwise wasted.

submitted 4 days ago • 6 comments

Restored a vintage lathe. After much research found the right oils to use on the bearings and ways. Arrived in several packages covered with LUBE FINDER stickers. Postman has been giving me funny looks ever since.

submitted 4 days ago • 7 comments

The fascists control every single social media app except this one. They will do everything they can to destroy this place because freedom scares them. This is why they sent JD Vance first. Everywhere he touches dies.

submitted 4 days ago • 189 comments

FAT MAN #trump #iran #WW3

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#trump #iran #ww3

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Sorry about the kerfuffle in our WH Smith this morning. A SWAT team was ordered to take out staff with pricing guns under international Terrorism laws.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Last chance to claim one before I order the prints. 50th anniversary print, 12x8" numbered and signed, details below

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

History was in the air as the Wales women’s football squad departed from Cardiff Airport in preparation for Euro 2025.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

In the coming weeks a bill will go through Parliament where MPs will vote on proposed cuts to disabled people’s social security An analysis by @trusselluk.bsky.social shows if it passes 440,000 disabled people & their families will be forced into severe hardship Ask your MP to vote against it

submitted 3 days ago • 18 comments

Edward Heath blocked US use of UK bases to defend Israel in 1973. Harold Wilson resisted US pressure to send troops to Vietnam. From the ’50s to early 2000s, the UK imposed full arms embargoes on Israel for breaking international law. We can choose not to be America’s poodle.

submitted 3 days ago • 21 comments

tbf, I bombed a country when no one came to my birthday party too.

submitted 3 days ago • 37 comments

A reminder, the BBC board includes Robbie Gibb, who's paper Jewish Chronicle has been implicated with having direct access to the Isreali government and writes puffpieces for them. As such, the board sets who is allowed as guests and the framing they set youtu.be/052e22XabME?...

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Smashing, just in from Morag, 87. Flying home to Glasgow and crossing the Scottish border. Marvellous.

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

I wonder how old Tony from refuelling is getting on. Left recently to join Space X. www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...

submitted 6 days ago • 17 comments

Gutted, McDonalds have turned down my offer to redesign Ronald again.

submitted 6 days ago • 15 comments

“We called to rob your house but you were in”

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

submitted 8 days ago • 29 comments

Does anyone want a Bottom with a crease in it? £3 (to cover postage)

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

Only the #WorldBollardAssociation can perform this level of sorcery…

submitted 7 days ago • 12 comments

The Home Office have sent us a list of high risk locations to avoid. Mainly disease ridden or where brutal fighting is taking place There are too many to list here, so just go to 'store finder' on the ALDI website.

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

Easy, just seen a bloke park in our short stay, buy a sandwich, bag of crisps and bottle of water in our WH Smith and then a small tube of Pringles on a flight. That's your man right there.

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

Historical Fact: Between March 1946 and August 1947, our airport was used for housing prisoners of war. This taught us everything we know about handling passengers today. #CustomerService

submitted 7 days ago • 8 comments

Just before resigning and rejoining Reform UK, Zia Yusuf unveiled a bill to stop banks shutting accounts over legal crypto use, a move that would greatly benefit Reform’s top donor, crypto-linked Christopher Harborne.

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments