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You have been found guilty and your punishment is to listen to Elon Musk talk about a subject you’re an expert in for 15 minutes.

I’m listening to Mark Hoppus’ biography and the second chapter he mentions he’s Gen X and drank from the hose as a kid. So did us Millenials; Gen X you guys need a different claim to fame.

POV: you are a blonde woman in Andor who hates the Empire.

I don’t think I’ve seen a more miserable bunch of bastards than people who have strong opinions on The Last of Us (game or the show).

If anyone says Bucky being a Congressman in Thunderbolts* is unrealistic I need you to put a sock in it. Don’t you remember when he said during his campaign that he could be brainwashed and kill JFK for Hydra and his poll numbers would go up?

Poilievre has been campaigning for two years and doesn’t have a costed platform ready until the Tuesday after early voting? I guess he’s just not ready.

Liberals sent MAGA/style buttons to a CPC event and had a bad response when they got caught. Poilievre said he’d use the not withstanding clause to keep people in jail. Yeah our criminal justice system can be a joke but overriding our Charter to keep people locked up is a slippery slope.

Is there a game series in recent history more milked for re-releases, remasters and collected editions than The Last of Us?

Reddit hit me with a temp ban for saying that Pierre Poilievre should be “Berniered”, referring to when Bernier lost his riding and his seat in Parliament in 2019. Apparently Reddit considers this a “threat”. So I deleted my account and the app.

Un-blurring a post on Reddit and it’s just some anime spoilers or some shit.

Red Faction: Gorilla youtu.be/mIddsPkdX9U?...

Me: “I think I need another box of JPIs.” Steph: “I hate that I know that means “Jump Pack Intercessors”.

Daredevil: Born Again episode 5:

Hey can a Canadian get in on that DoD text chain, for future reference?

Been watching Man in the High Castle recently.

My wife playing Mario Kart 8 online during the Yoshi/Teddy Buggy meta: “if I get bumped by one more fucking Yoshi riding a children’s toy, I swear to god”

Nothing convinces me more that people only like Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 because of Stockholm syndrome like a thread full of people saying that brewing game save potions for two hours just so you can efficient save your game is good design, actually.

I tried watching Halo season 2 because I heard it was better but not seeing that yet. Too focused on interpersonal drama with characters that are hard to care about. The weirdest change from the main lore is making all the Spartans, who are usually portrayed as close-knit, be dicks to each other.

Me editing myself on a podcast: how many times am I going to say “like” in one sentence?!

I generally like Invincible but at this point it’s basically watching two PNGs be dragged across the screen and then explode into blood.

I love that in the age of YouTube channels screeching that things that aren’t explicitly explained is a plot hole that Severance presents you with information and lets you draw your own conclusions instead of spelling it out for you.

David Zaslav told me the box office keeps demanding new Batman movies so I asked how many actors he has and he told me every time Batman reboots he just goes and gets a new one and I said it just sounds like he’s feeding Batman actors to the general audience and James Gunn started crying.

Saw a fool driving a swasticar today while I was out and hit ‘em with one of these.

You can say “the cheese is under the sauce” all you want I still think a Chicago deep dish pizza looks dumb as hell.

I’ve now seen “They Not Like Us” performed at the Grammys, the Super Bowl and the SNL 50th concert. Is there an EGOT equivalent for being called a pedophile on national tv?

Me trying to play all the fuggin video games rn.

I don’t think I’ve ever felt truly old until a barber asked me if I’d like my eyebrows shaved.

I know nothing about the Super Bowl except that people are really weird about Taylor Swift.

You know, Trump may actually be playing 4D chess with Canadian relations. Create problem, destroy one of America’s oldest alliance and trading agreements, receive zero new concessions, salvage Trudeau’s legacy and reverse the CPC’s lead for the next election. Masterful gambit, sir.

“Prometheus Explained with Actual Answers” I am looking at you.

I can only surmise that Canada wasn’t hit with tariffs today because Trump forgot he was supposed to do that and just went golfing.

Battlefield devs seeing everyone hail One and V as underrated masterpieces because the most recent COD has garish microtransactions.

I’m definitely at the point where a solid 10 hour game sounds way more appealing to me than a 60 hour game