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If you use your billions to kill and subjugate us, don’t act surprised when we decide we want to take away your billions.

Another pardoned insurrectionist making the news for a violent and/or sexual crime. I predicted one such case a week for the full year, and by my count, we're up to five, which keeps us a few days ahead of schedule. I was right, I was right, I was right, I was right. I was right.

Sooner or later, the fanboys will have to wonder, “Wait a minute… if they’re saving so much money, why aren’t my taxes going down?”

They're going to say we're "freaking out" over this, but if you throw it in their faces, I'm betting you're going to be the one laughing. #trumpunfitforoffice #resist

The big difference between Hitler's downfall and Donald's eventual downfall is that nobody's going to be snapping up Donald's scientists afterward.

If you believe in a divine plan, maybe there’s a very good reason why Donald and Putin should be alone, in the same place, with no innocent people invited within the blast radius.

It's too easy to imagine Elon telling White House staff, "I'm off to run the country; just find something stupid for the lard-ass to do. Take him to a race track and ride him around; find something to rename, just keep him out of my hair."

Is it possible Donald wouldn’t commit to a peaceful transition of power simply because he thinks “transition” necessarily refers to gender reassignment?

Elon's fanboys love to pretend that their master has been exposing crimes left and right, forgetting that we have access to the same information they have:

After pushing back their own deadline, they're still not showing any "receipts". On the plus side, they finally got their job application form to work. Who else feels like submitting on behalf of Mike Rotch or Ollie Tabooger? #handsoff #trumpunfitforoffice