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I, too, would run off all the way to the afterlife if I had the displeasure of meeting JD Vance. Rest in Peace, Pope Francis #jdvance #popefrancis

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

This economy's so bad, even the horses are broke 😔 #equestrian #horses

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

"Barbie and the Magic of the Pegasus" asks deep, philosophical questions like, "Are infant polar bears capable of greed?" #barbie #barbieandthemagicofthepegasus

submitted 146 days ago • 0 comments

All I wanted was to communicate with my coworkers, and now I'm being harassed by a bird #duolingo #duolingo365 #spanishorvanish

submitted 190 days ago • 0 comments

"Unfortunately sir, 'I wouldn't lie to you, I'm a God-fearing Christian' does not constitute proof of payment. I will still need to see your receipt."

submitted 192 days ago • 0 comments

Me: Hi, this is Lani's, how can I help you?😃 Customer: Can I speak with Lani? Me: She's not here, can I take a message?😃 C: When will she be there? M: Monday evening🙂 C: What about tomorrow? M: No, sorry🫤 C: Well where is she? M: She's at the other store across town🙃 C: so she won't be there? M: No🫠

submitted 205 days ago • 1 comment

You're telling me this dress is made out of a CHARRED MOOSE??? #sewing #fabric #charmeuse

submitted 309 days ago • 0 comments

FIREWORKS explode like magnified gunfire in the exquisitely sensitive ears of all creatures. Many: Bees don't go back to their hives; Birds have panic attacks; Wild animals abandon dens; Fish perish eating debris; Companion animals have anxiety; Humans have PTSD. Please be aware. Thank you :-)}

submitted 352 days ago • 20 comments

Listen to Smokey Bear.

submitted 377 days ago • 3 comments

*Clutching a shoe with the force of a baby holding your hair* I'm an adult now. I can kill my own spiders. ... AHHH *thwack* DIE DIE DIE *thwack* *thwack* AHHHHH- Yeah, so as I was saying,

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