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mical23.bsky.social
Age old Greenpeace activist. Life long environmentalist. Vet. Paint Hippos white, free captive balloons. Unending Kindness.
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Don't tell me that small town grocers don't have a good sense of humor. Earlier today I saw this sign in the meat dept: Friday Special Ground Hog $2.50/lb (It's ground pork. Yes I asked!)

Harassed on the bus for wearing a mask, I confided with the guy: 'You see, all the attractive people got a gov memo asking us to mask. The reason was to help lower depression levels amoung profoundly ugly people, like you. So if you're ugly, wear a mask and everyone will think you're attractive.'

Iowa Caucus Officials are calling for the ex-president to use his Magical Weather Marker to clear out snow and blizzards this coming week.

Mick Jagger in Heaven: HEY YOU! GET OFF OF MY CLOUD!

Turns out Speaker Mike Johnson spent time today at our Southern Border. I know! I know! I can't believe he didn't resolve the entire problem while he was there. Damn that Hunter Biden's laptop!

WI Assembly Speaker Robin Vos has called for a referendum regarding abortion. Great idea Vos Boss! Now do redistricting, and maybe using your $4Billion 'Rainy Day fund to relieve some of the counties' extra tax burdens you've caused, oh, and maybe investments in WI such as the UW system. Thanks Sir!

How can I trust a bank that trusts it's customers so little they chain their pens to the counter?